Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoThis is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumperslemmy.worldimagemessage-square38linkfedilinkarrow-up1196arrow-down13
arrow-up1193arrow-down1imageThis is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumperslemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square38linkfedilink
minus-squareMidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·2 months agoGo back to OLD old Olympics. Everyone naked
minus-squareassassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoThe cheating countries now begin selecting competitors with the largest genitals for greatest lift effect.
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 months agoThat is just how the olympics and pro sports works. 95% training 5% finding the mutants. The 5% is basically the only way to break records these days when people aren’t trying to engineer victory. This is why we should have events targetted at everyday tasks: “endurance sitting” “quickest 1000 stair steps carrying a heavy box” etc
minus-square4am@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoThey’ll have to make a new rule banning the batwing
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoEspecially the judges and spectators
Go back to OLD old Olympics. Everyone naked
The cheating countries now begin selecting competitors with the largest genitals for greatest lift effect.
That is just how the olympics and pro sports works.
95% training 5% finding the mutants. The 5% is basically the only way to break records these days when people aren’t trying to engineer victory.
This is why we should have events targetted at everyday tasks: “endurance sitting” “quickest 1000 stair steps carrying a heavy box” etc
They’ll have to make a new rule banning the batwing
Especially the judges and spectators
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