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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 20 days ago

Anon gets an exotic pet

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Anon gets an exotic pet

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 20 days ago
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    20 days ago

    This might be the vilest thing I have ever had the misfortune of reading

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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    NSFW because God help you should your boss stop by to chat and you have this on screen

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      I shouldn’t have clicked; I wish I could un-read it.

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        What a terrible day to be able to read.

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      • Railcar8095@lemmy.world
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        If you want a way too unlearn terrible things and pretend you never knew about it, MAGAs seem to know the way

  • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyz
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    How do I unread this

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      It truly is a terrible day to be able to read.

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    20 days ago

    What a fucking awful day to have eyes

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    The person who typed all that out should be put down

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    So this is basically just The Deep from The Boys. Like every part of it except the de-beaking.

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      The deep had consent

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    This is precisely why the “that man needs Jesus” meme exists.

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      That man is so far beyond Jesus, they need to be launched into the sun and anyone closely related to them needs to be scoured from the earth.

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    What possesses someone to write this? How high do you have to be to conjure this up?

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    What an awful day to have eyes.

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      What an awful day to have the ability to read

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    Why didn’t I stop reading…

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      I don’t know…

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    gross as fuck. congrats, op.

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    Untrue and homosexual

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    The author’s skull needs to have a high velocity meeting with a baseball bat.

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