Pattern: Death
Try dying
We noticed when people die they consume significantly less to no calories
The fat comes right off.
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The calories don’t count if I pass out before I log them.
I hear meth is also good at suppressing your appetite.
Perhaps, but I hear it may have certain side effects…
Or you could get aides
A nutritionist and a personal chef? I don’t have that kind of money.
cancer definitely makes you lose calories, I am a diet app and very smart
AI dietologist 🔥
LLM-fueled?
Are they counting with the calories from the alcohol itself?
It kinda works for me. Sipping on a whiskey works to shift the craving for chips after I’ve already eaten dinner. Of course, that goes out the window if I don’t keep it to the one drink.
This feels illegal
I assure you it’s perfectly legal, as long as you are of drinking age.
Could it be that you forget to write down calories after a sufficient amount of alcohol?
Sowreee ofeesir, I’m on diet
I’m charging you with Diet Under the Influence!
Alcohol makes me eat more
You could also try losing a leg. Those are pretty heavy.
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“Have you considered cocaine?”
Isn’t alcohol digested as sugar?
- Pure alcohol has 7 calories per gram
- Sugar has 3 calories per gram
- Carbs has 3 calories per gram
- Fat has 9 calories per gram
So you’re saying alcohol is healthier than fat…
Actually fat can help you feel full quicker and then eat less overall
Also, the whole myelin sheath thing.
