I’ll start
- Barry “The Hatchet”
- Johnny Fiddlesticks
- Big Bussy
- Timmy Two Nostrils
- Greg
- Barry “The Hatchet”
You accidentally included the best-of list at the start, whoops

Pussy Hands
And a good day to youse.
Snitch “Tattle Tale” Tagliatelle
Al Capone (no relation)
Barry Shitpeas
Zabaglione ZamboniObviously they’d never be able to track down Shitpeas, because he works exclusively online and the Internet doesn’t have a postcode.
Loose-Lips Larry
The Gobba Ghoul
Pee-wee Hurt 'em
Ivan The Incontinent
Sloppy Joe
Ben Bada Bingo
Judas The Snitch
Oliver Garden
Fat Arteries
Sammy Stutters
Jimmy No Toes
Edit:
Amish Steve “The Hacker”
He don’t know shit about computer or phones but if you need a body disposed of, he is your Amish.
Tony Falsetto
Johnny the Sharter
Mucus Kevin
Big Paulie Prolapse
Parta DaMobba
It’s-a me, Mobario!
Johnny Juicy
Jimmy One Time
Hey I’m gonna go get the papers.
Sure thing Jimmy.
Vinny Numbery
Gus Pacho
Donny Little Hands










