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Some cop could fill a quota real easy.
It’s very rare I wish I was a cop… But I wish I was there, as a cop, going right down the line, tickets for everybody!
Would be so satisfying!
won’t let kids bike home from school because there’s too much traffic
Apply “I park like I’m a piece of shit” stickers liberally.
Are they parked or waiting to pick up kids from school? There is a lot of entitlement in a school pick up line. One driveway in my neighborhood has to have signs saying don’t block the driveway.
That was my guess, some is the most deranged driving and parking happens by schools, even high schools where the kids don’t need anyone there to get them. They swarm in all around the block, as if there weren’t a dozen other ways to get them home.
In most of the world even primary school kids walk home alone.
Or, gasp, take public transit.
I did, but I grew up in a town of 13,000 people with the school less than half a mile away. Most places in the US are too car centric and the schools too far away for kids to walk.
A real estate agent tried to sell me on not one but two houses which were directly across the street from a school.
I was like, “lol, no. In fact, no houses within a school zone.”
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We need some kind of monster truck style bike that just patrols around and crushes these cars, and some dude riding it could say “HELL YEAH BROTHER” and other remarks of this nature.
https://minitruckdepot.com/daihatsu-hijet-features-equipment/mini-trucks-snow-plows/ May be an acceptable alternative?
Paint isn’t infrastructure, when will cities learn that?
Even paint could have prevented this.
Red.
On the curb.
There is a no parking sign. I don’t think a red curb will stop them
I think a lot of people who blow past a sign, and even ignore the green path, would see the red curb and realize they’ll get a ticket.
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Alternatively, one of those emergency window breakers and just bike down the lane swinging
I guess parking tickets are not expensive enough in this village?
If cops were useful creatures that looks like a shit-ton of revenue just waiting to be generated for that city
1-800-TOWTRUCK
In the civilized Netherlands, parking in the bike lanes is a jackpot for the tow truck driver.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermite
Doesn’t remove the cars, but sends a loud message.Sends a loud message
But… Thermite’s not explosive? They probably won’t hear it.
Aim for the fuel tank then.
But even without a sound made by the thermite, the message can be loud and clear.In a school zone? What are you, the US military?
Why would you thermite the fuel tank? A pile the size of a quarter will burn through an entire engine block and some of the pavement under it.
Through an engine block? It’s gonna snap, crackle, and pop.
Hate on cars all you want, and the idiocy that accompanies them, but please don’t encourage setting things on fire in California, especially as they start to enter fire season. That’s a good way to end up with massive, out of control fires that do billions in damage.
Just call a towtruck. They’ll have a field day here.
don’t encourage setting things on fire in California
I thought this was going to be a joke about car fires causing cancer in the state of California.
No don’t listen to them! The fires must spread for ash is a grand fertilizer so burn it all! Also fuck Moreno Valley, sincerely an Inland Imperial Hick.
… what is that for in this scenario?
To send a message.
Can you imagine what you can do with thermite to those cars?
Looks suburban; I don’t suppose the local law enforcement is supported by traffic and parking tickets? Just sayin, your incentives may align…
