• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago
    • I’m too gassy
    • I have a headache
    • I’m exhausted
    • the kids are still up
    • I wanted to watch this movie
    • I need to get up in the morning
    • I’m not in the mood
    • I need to shower
    • I just showered
    • my back hurts
    • my hips hurt

    these are all the ones I can remember from the past year. all excuses are not gender specific.

    • tomi000@lemmy.world
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      12 hours ago

      The list keeps growing over the years and the probability of at least one of them applying closes in on 100% asymptotically