gurty@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 12 days agoAnon contemplates AIi.imgur.comimagemessage-square28linkfedilinkarrow-up1240arrow-down110
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minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·12 days agoLLMs are not the singularity anyways. Though I’d be very surprised if no one has ever built a blowjob machine. Not necessarily a good or safe bj machine, but knowing humans, I’m 100% sure it’s been done. Hospitals might even have a code for “dick mangled by homemade bj machine”.
minus-squarehesh@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·12 days agoFunnily enough https://nextshark.com/china-sperm-extractor
minus-squaremassive_bereavement@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up3·12 days agoDo you mean a vacuum cleaner?
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 days agoI personally wouldn’t call a vacuum cleaner similar to a blow job. There isn’t that much sucking involved in “sucking dick”.
minus-squaremassive_bereavement@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up5·12 days agoYou just need to switch it from suck to blow.
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 days agoYou’re gonna rip your dick off.
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 days ago“Teledildonics” have been a humorous niche since the Slashdot era. It’s plug and play!
LLMs are not the singularity anyways.
Though I’d be very surprised if no one has ever built a blowjob machine. Not necessarily a good or safe bj machine, but knowing humans, I’m 100% sure it’s been done. Hospitals might even have a code for “dick mangled by homemade bj machine”.
Funnily enough
https://nextshark.com/china-sperm-extractor
Do you mean a vacuum cleaner?
I personally wouldn’t call a vacuum cleaner similar to a blow job. There isn’t that much sucking involved in “sucking dick”.
You just need to switch it from suck to blow.
You’re gonna rip your dick off.
“Teledildonics” have been a humorous niche since the Slashdot era.
It’s plug and play!