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This feels like one of those “how did you get radicalized” memes
“We need a way to let our applicants down in a firm, but fun way!”
If you’re cluckin delighted then you’d’ve cluckin hired me motherclucker
They can’t just tell it like it is, cuz they’re chicken
This made me cry blood very gothly
I was depressed so I slit my wrists sexily
the special ingredient is cruelty.
Even applications to Gregg’s (UK bakery chain famous for sausage rolls) require 1000 word personal statements
you mothercluckers!
The secret to getting work at KFC is applying old school … with a paper application so greasy, it’s see-through.






