• MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Dude don’t make me defend billionaires crimes are kinda fun. I ain’t never done that kind of crime, I don’t like hurting people unless it’s their ears with raucous jazz, but haven’t you ever wanted to have Chinese takeout on a picnic blanket at a park that closes at dark at midnight? Fuck I didn’t have time to go buy red spice delicious block today.