• FarraigePlaisteaċ (sé/é)@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    I remember a local woman and a guy ending up at a late house party together. She had no interest in him. She spent most of the night drinking wine and the rest of it on the couch with her legs in the air lighting her farts.

    • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk
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      6 days ago

      As hilarious and arguably far more entertaining as this is, whatever happened to the age-old “well I’ve had a good night but maybe we’re better suited as friends, time for me to boost, speak to you tomorrow” parting?