Mark this nsfw plz, due to the pfp in the image
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Happy to be of service. Forgive me if I don’t shake hands.
But for real, I know this seems silly, but I gotta enforce rules fairly and uniformly, otherwise people get ridiculous with it. Again.
Have a wank, have a Kit Kat. Rinse, repeat.
I can help with the latter, got 12 tonnes of the stuff as a deal recently
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I’m a chef man
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub
Have you considered joining the military industrial complex?
Yes, I decided I’d rather do just about anything else.
Well then there’s no pleasing you
engage in manual labor
Meet me at the Eiffel tower. I’ll be the one carrying 5 litres of lube.
found the 23 year old with no bitches.
They’re 26 now, if their username is their birth year
Still no bitches tho.
sad…
Removed what?
Get a better instance, .ml censors swears.
Wait, some instances fucking do that? Wow.
Shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it feel good
Suffer in silence.
Like the rest of us is.
True.
Write fanfiction.
Do you have hands and a stable internet connection?
You could start gardening, there are a lot of tutorials online. And its so nice to fuck among flowers.
I tend to suggest Kobold AI instead of healthy human interaction.
Go out for a 10 km run
I want to believe that pfp is a woman but I have a good feeling it’s a bussy
Were ye brave enough twould make nae a difference.
cry?
