unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; sleepYou don’t have to mansplain
It isn’t women’s fault that you don’t understand technical conversation
but… but… that’s what the man is for… that’s all the man knows how to do…
we don’t unzip, we tar

would
tar --helpcountSince a competent typist could type that in at most 3 seconds, it’s worth a shot.
what? 3 seconds for “tar --help”???, I could type that out faster in my phone? In a physical keyboard you could type thar in a fraction of a second?
you could type thar in a fraction of a second?
*boom*
lol that happens when I type in my phone, and my bad I was stupid enough to not read at most.
They also failed to read “at most”.
Is
man tar
a Tar command or a Man command?
I’d use tar -help and we’d all die
I use the mnemonic “extract ze file” for
tar -xzftar -xcvf file.tar.gz /dev/random
Tear would be funnier. You tear the tar open.

Die, Net-Man! (1 finger) 👉💥
I did not give consent to be touched.
Sudo touch
(Very rapey)
I would upvote but ‘unzip’? We only ‘gunzip’ or ‘tar xz’ here.
grep this
Zip? What year is this?
Holy shit you have to be kidding me.
This is so embarassing
Holy fuck their creative team!
Largest desktop software company in the world. Fucking amazing.
Hahahah oh wow. So glad I embraced the penguin back in October. What a mess.
not as rar as you might hope it to be.
Still wont need terminal and hack jobs to make a local account
I love this meme format so much lmao
since when did assign and create exist? back in the day all the pirates used daemontools to mount stuff… and everyone made new files in whatever program edits them…
You forgot tar
I guess it depends which distro
Between what?
Between what?












