Cat has no fucks to give about silly human rules.

Be ungovernable.

A very smooth criminal

Is cat, not animal

Be cat, do crimes

Jealous that they have a pillow.

Arrested for cuteness.

dont tell us what to do

also look at that pillow and tell me that is not the driver’s cat.

FOOLS! I am not an animal, I AM YOUR GOD.

*naps

Humans are animals.

What I would give to sleep that well.

No animals.

They can have one.

Thanks

damn it feel good to be a gangsta

Public transport ftw