My question is, how drunk were they when someone was like “let’s give cocaine to salmon and see what happens”

Just scientists studying the consequences of America’s cocaine infested waters.

I thought this was dumb at first, but then realised these researchers must have procured some lab-grade cocaine for testing purposes.

Imagine how far the salmon would have swam id they’d been given all the cocaine they said they did.

The prequel to Cocaine Bear we didn’t know we needed.

Okay, hold on. I’ve got a better idea…

Seems like a waste of cocaine.

So we’ll have bigger meatier salmon?

So do I, so do I…

Cocaine affected people do too.

Well good for them

I probably would too tbh

Can confirm.