It’s because you’re a dumb fucking slut.

(Please don’t be offended, I mean that with all the affection one stranger can have for another across the internet, it’s just so clearly the correct answer)

“Yeah, you like that, you fucking retard?”

Daddy issues.

Dunno about you, but for me it is cholesterol.

For a while I lived in apartment building where no one had AC units so we all just had our windows open every night. My partner and I woke up at like 3am on a week day to what sounded like someone being murdered. Things being thrown around and this moaning whimpering that sounded not OK. Apartment across the courtyard on the same floor as us best as we could figure.

Then all of the sudden it changed tempo to slap-slap-slap of hips on ass and a guy calling someone a stupid fucking slut and running through every derogatory thing he could manage. Slapping her (I assume her ass, might have been her face) hard - it really sounded like borderline injury slap. Still not sure at this point if we’re hearing an actual assault or what. Then, fortunately, within a few minutes, she was screaming yes yes yes and responding to him calling her a slut. Which of course, made us feel relieved that it seemed consensual. We looked at each other and did a little “awwww…that’s so nice for her!” Once they finished up we applauded, which they deserved.

You’re a sub.

This is why Dwight didn’t jump. Mike called him an ignorant slut and he just started palpitating

can’t be mean, would it be ok if I were to call you “damn clever slut”?

Almost certainly because of your upbringing, violet.

Because childhood be like that yeag

I consider slut to be a compliment, so…

I’m a pretty tough cookie myself, but yeah, this is one of my activation codes.

Exhibit A on why yall have relationship problems.