“Okay now DON’T USE A PLASTIC PLATE and throw it on the floor”
Done.
“Apologise to the plate”
Done.
“Is the plate like it was before?”
Yeah
“Don’t lie☹️”
I’m not lying. The floor is covered in thick carpet.
“[WELL THAT’S NOT VERY POLITE.]”
Paper plate?
Tin
Same outcome, really.
Meanwhile, Corelle enjoyers:
Theres still like a 10% chance of shattered ime
Yeah, but it’s still way better than plastic.
For being shatter proof? Nah. In every other way? Absolutely.
Modern Corelle is breakable crap. Gotta get older stuff.
Love my Corelle!
somehow i feel i should say something about how plastics is a very good material after all, even though people keep calling it “cheap”.
spoiler
in similar news, “easy” girls have always been the best in my life experience. :-)
Shit, I have ceramic plates and those things are also sturdy as hell. I’d have to slam them into the ground to break them not just drop 'em.
it’s just waiting for that one weird day where you gently bump against something and instead of the expected clinking a glass sound it just shatters into dust. I had one of these shatter the other day while filling it with tap water and some of them have fallen from the counter to the tile with not even a chip or scratch.
This would read differently if the left side person has had a lot of plastic surgery done.
WAS?? LIES
