Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 days agoMotion of the ocean n all thatlemmy.worldimagemessage-square46linkfedilinkarrow-up1640arrow-down113
arrow-up1627arrow-down1imageMotion of the ocean n all thatlemmy.worldReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 days agomessage-square46linkfedilink
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up65·23 days ago“If Man is made in God’s image, does that mean God has a functioning penis?” is a fun question to ask biblical literalists.
minus-squareFistingEnthusiast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·23 days agoAnd a bellybutton Which implies that god was birthed So, by whom?
minus-squareMutantTailThing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·23 days agoA big fat giant turtle, man.
minus-squarePattyMcB@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·23 days agoCareful of those elephants, though. They have a temper
minus-squarebackalleycoyote@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up13·23 days agoCan God create a penis so heavy he can’t lift it?
minus-squareFistingEnthusiast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·23 days agoHow do you think I got this hawg?
minus-squareimadethis@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·23 days agoThere’s a much better question to be asked about such a particular organ. :D And the answer, for me (for humans), is no.
minus-squareOriginEnergySux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·22 days agoGreat, now im thinking about god’s hot juicy cock again
minus-squareYTG123@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·22 days agoAccording to the theology of some Christian denominations (I can’t remember which, exactly), the answer is yes.
minus-squareKwiila@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·23 days agoImage search “Yahweh and his Asherah”. Back when he was chill, Him and his best bud barely had a complete outfit between them. (Then his gf/sis ran off with his buddy, and the rest is human history /jk.)
“If Man is made in God’s image, does that mean God has a functioning penis?” is a fun question to ask biblical literalists.
And a bellybutton
Which implies that god was birthed
So, by whom?
A big fat giant turtle, man.
Careful of those elephants, though. They have a temper
Can God create a penis so heavy he can’t lift it?
How do you think I got this hawg?
There’s a much better question to be asked about such a particular organ. :D
And the answer, for me (for humans), is no.
Great, now im thinking about god’s hot juicy cock again
According to the theology of some Christian denominations (I can’t remember which, exactly), the answer is yes.
Image search “Yahweh and his Asherah”. Back when he was chill, Him and his best bud barely had a complete outfit between them. (Then his gf/sis ran off with his buddy, and the rest is human history /jk.)