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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

When you're late for work and feel like you forgot something.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • CheetahHybrid @pawb.social
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    Na, this person just needs to fix the color on his TV. Absolutely insane magenta levels

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      You’re right, this TV makes even the black guy pink

  • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social
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    It’ll be fine, I’ll be sat behind a desk or only my top half will be in frame.

  • mr_account@lemmy.world
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    I had the same thought while watching Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind. Looked like she really enjoyed a breeze in her nether region

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      I never realized that the title was a double entendre, before!

  • solidheron@sh.itjust.works
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    Have you tried free ballin on live TV? That’s how you become a baller

  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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    Even if it didn’t look skin toned, that’s an ugly mismatch!

  • k0e3@lemmy.ca
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    Do you guys still have nightmares about going to class without your pants on (or being totally unaware about an exam/project due) decades after you’ve graduated?

    Also, I caught myself from typing “dreams” before I fixed it to “nightmares.” The former would have gotten me reported.

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    Glanced and thought that was Carragher for a second

    Slightly disappointed I can’t rinse my scouse mates for it

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    It’d be really funny if it were an even pasty whiter shade 😎.

    Or else the identical shade as the guy next to him! 😂

    • ToastedRavioli@midwest.social
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      If it was the same shade as the guy next to him it would actually be a pretty solid fit

  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    This happens to me in dreams. I only notice 2 hours in

  • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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    Why?

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      It’s a country full of people who got tilted because a black man was wearing a tan suit.

      • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM
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        I think full might be an overstatement. He was voted in by the majority, twice. Has Europe, Canada, or Australia had black anyone run their countries?

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          Europe is not a country…?

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            I know, lol. It makes it even worse because it’s a huge block of countries that haven’t had a black leader.

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    Nahhh better ratings this way

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