Say ww3 kicks off and power goes off - how are you keeping your servers up? Solar panels and batteries?

What if there’s a biblical flood and you dont have the means to build an arc? All your servers are destroyed beyond repair?

What if you heard the Feds are coming to cart you and your servers away cos they suspect you of bad mouthing Emperor Tromp? (you’re on the run or subject to months of torture and yeah, you’re never getting your kit back)

What if theres a war and Luxembourg (you know, the enemy) let’s of an EMP pulse that kills your servers and all the infrastructure (power, internet…). How do you access all those cherished pics on Immich?

I’m not suggesting any of this will/can happen, its all just for lols, but have you made any contingency plans? Big binders full of printouts, bug-out bags, those flower-type solar things that track the sun, Faraday cages…

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    Servers are going to be the last thing I think about. I’ll be busy trying to survive and help my loved ones. I suggest reevaluating your priorities immediately.

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    I’ll go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for it all to blow over.

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    I’m planning on running towards the bright flash and hoping I end up part of the first wave of mass casualties…

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      Lucky that you live somewhere that you may see the bright light. I do not live in the middle of bum fuck no where but I can see it from here. If I did not already have the plan of downing a lot of narcotics and just falling asleep I would suffer from so much radiation poisoning it would not be fun.

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      You wouldn’t have the time for that

      When the bright light comes, it kills you or it won’t, but by the time it’s there there is little.rinning to be done

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        The radioactivity at ground zero can easily kill you within the first hours to days. Puking you guts out and ankle deep in bloody diarrhea, what a great way to go.

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    “Today, the Apocalypse happened. All that we love and hold dear came to an end. Blood in the streets worldwide, panic, hunger, devastation reigns supreme.”

    “What about my database server? Is it still up?”

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    Step 1. Get a lot of money

    Step 2. Ignore the laws and get myself a super comfy RTG-powered hidden bunker with a Faraday cage

    Step 3. Put my servers in there, take drives full of everything from the outside

    Step 4. Live comfortably ever after

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      Better get a shift on then, Tromp could drop the nukes on Iran any day now…

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    What’s your contingency plan for the apocalypse?

    this

    I will be one of the first to die. thought about moving, but honestly I would rather die than survive exist on this shithole after a nuclear war.

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    Dude, my computer operating is literally the least of my worries.

    I’ll probably die like everyone else, and if it’s not immediate, will shortly follow as a post-apocalyptic world is certainly not one I want to be alive in.

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    I actually wrote a blog about this a few months back. It was after a 12 day war (Israel+USA attacking Iran) and 40 day internet blackout, and then we got into another war (Israel+USA attacking Iran) and a 90-100 day(lost track) internet blackout.

    It isn’t exactly “how to survive the apocalypse” guide but it was a really helpful guide for myself and my friends and helped me keep working in those blackout days.

    It’s isn’t focused on hardware, just software, since I’m a software engineer.

    https://alavi.me/blog/we-need-apocalypse-proof-software/

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      @somegeek @jobbies This is a good read. I was rather amused by your “TODO: How to use Git offline? Offline merge requests?” section, though. Git was written by people who literally email each other patches. It’s offline-first, with online stuff tacked on there. You can copy a cloned git repo to a usb stick and give it to someone, and now they have the entire history. Of course merge requests and bug tracking are separate (I understand what you meant w/ the TODO), but git itself is already there.

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        Thank you! I actually got that figured out during the second war but didn’t got the time to update the post. I put what I learnt in my knowledge base linked below. I will uodate the post. Thank you for pointing that out!

        I tried to push it at work but most of my team members didn’t felt like learning this whole new workflow (they’re “normies” you could say. Using windows, outlook, etc.)

        http://kb.alavi.me/#/page/git email workflow

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    If power is down for good, then getting water is the main priority. If the pumpa don’t run the water tower is losing pressure fast. I have 40 litres jugged up in the basement at all times for the first few days.

    When that dries out my neighbour has a well that we’ve hooked up to five properties. Mostly for gardening, but it is potable. The pump needs power, though, so I’d pull an extension cord over to my caravan.

    My caravan has 400W of solar, 300Ah LiFePO4 and a 1.5kW inverter. Also a meshtastic node with an antenna on the roof. That’ll keep the food cold, and laptops charged. It can run a microwave or hotplate, too. I’ve got 20kg of propane if I need to conserve power.

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      If the pumpa don’t run the water tower is losing pressure fast

      Yeah, hadn’t really considered water supply. Thankfully it falls from the sky in abundance here (Scotland) 😅

      a meshtastic node

      Surprised I haven’t seen meshtastic mentioned more. Pretty cool for comms if theres no power.

      Nice plan with the caravan too. If you need to head out in a hurry you’ve got everything you need on wheels.

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        I don’t power all of it at once, and not direcly off of solar. I could maybe fit another 200W worth of panel on that roof, but for 4000W I’d need seven caravan roofs. That battery is the buffer and it’s a beast. At 300Ah I have 4kWh to pull at 1C.

        The fridge sips a nice 30W. Panels put in ~2kWh on a sunny day. So thats a 1.7kWh surplus for running heavy loads - enough to max out that inverter for an hour a day. That’s plenty for microwaving or pumping water.

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    At some point, you gotta just accept that things are gone and start hunting for the next radroach to eat. I guess the corpo speak for this is acceptable losses and/or risk management.

    In the most extreme cases, the final backup of my most important files are on my phone. With all the compromises we’re forced to make there, I still refuse to buy one without an SD card slot, so I have swappable 1TB with me at all times. Importantly, it’s also not the Source of Truth, so if it’s lost I’m still recoverable, but if it’s the last piece of electronics above sea level at least I still have that.

    But for power management, I just have some UPSes that sustain a graceful shutdown and that’s about it. If I’m on the lam, I would rather the 20TB of manga and anarchist zines be destroyed (read: crypto keys lost) than try to figure out how to carry it with me. Maybe the offsite backup strategy will finally get tested once I’ve established an alternate identity.

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    As someone who lives within the nuclear blast radius of a military complex, I just hope it will be quick.