It’s the unprompted that gets me.
Promp means fart in my language so I read it as unfarted… Anyways

It’s tough having naturally cold hands
The next Naughty Dog franchise?
before watching marley and me: “hey this looks like a good wholesome funny dog movie, let’s watch it”
after: “FUCK THIS MOVIE AND EVERYONE INVOLVED IN IT”
How about this dog movie.
lol i know that story and i’m not even clicking that link
the futurama take on that one wrecks me too
Cmon, we can do better than that
Its good but also so sad
I had to read the book during summer vacation, I was in shambles thinking about it all the time for the rest of the summer
I had the exact same reaction after reading Where the Red Ferns Grow, I read that right after Of Mice and Men. No wonder I like Slavic media I’m just as depressive as that lot.
As a slav myself, you basically already fullfill the requirements of being one, in case you want that is, it’s optional of course
Nah, I’ll stick with kinship. The vaguely depressive Redneck field is more than enough already, don’t want to accidentally find out it’s a stacking effect.
That’s valid, it’s a choice I would make as well :) (it is btw)
Why? Because it makes you sad? Isnt evoking strong emotions a quality of a good movie?
that’s true, i guess it should be called a good movie. but still fuck that movie. there’s enough depressing shit going on in real life, i watch movies to escape, not feel even worse
There are certain movies that you watch once and you never watch again.
That is one of them. I refuse to ever watch the movie again.
Just like I will never watch the Jurassic Bark episode of Futurama ever again.
I had to put my dog to sleep shortly before watching this movie. I cried my eyes out.
Favorite fake quote.
You just triggered my Marley PTSD again. Bastard.
Uh, just do the finger gun trick on my buddy Joey’s dog, dipshit
I read the union of clickbait lol.
In a world where CGI can make a full-length live action Lion King movie, he’d rather choose dog murder?






