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One of the only disadvantages of lemmy is that any moron can start an instance or community lol
Isn’t that the idiot who managed to get banned by the automod bot?
Besides, the Unix Haters’ Handbook is always worth a read for laughs. Some stuff still hasn’t been fixed (looking at you,
rmand uselessmanpages)I’m having a chuckle because I know who exactly this is offending and it’s showing in the comments.
They are probably just bad faith actors, trying to get people away from the good stuff.
Just spam them with FreeBSD stuff then.
FreeBSD and its derivatives ≠ Linux
Not to mention that more things run Linux than Windows including the router those people who hate Linux are using its running Linux.
Edit… FYI: I am a Linux user. My home server is TrueNAS (Linux based but been using it since FreeNAS 9.1), my desktop is Ubuntu Cinnamon, I use android for phones and tablets, my router is OpnSense (which is FreeBSD based but still FOSS.)
And this will be my last post on the subject. Look out for my post on c/linuxsucks.
https://lemmy.world/post/48179739
Listen up, folks. We all know Linux sucks. It’s a fact. But I did some digging, and the conspiracy goes way deeper than just some neckbeard’s broken desktop environment.
It turns out Linux has infected literally everything. And since Linux sucks, by transitive property, the entire modern world sucks and we need to stop using all of it immediately.
If you are a true Linux hater, it is time to walk the walk. Here is the hit list of things we need to boycott starting today:
1. The Internet
Yep, turn off your router. The Internet runs on Linux. The vast majority of the world’s web servers, DNS servers, and cloud infrastructure (AWS, Google Cloud, Azure) are powered by Linux. Every time you open a webpage, you are validating Linus Torvalds. If you’re reading this post right now, you are part of the problem. Smash your modem. It sucks.
2. Smartphones (Yes, even yours)
Are you reading this on an Android? Congratulations, you are carrying a modified Linux kernel in your pocket. It sucks. Oh, you have an iPhone? Well, the massive server farms that Apple uses to sync your iCloud data, send your iMessages, and process your Apple Pay run on—you guessed it—Linux. Throw your phone in a lake.
3. Entertainment and Streaming
Netflix, Spotify, and YouTube: Their massive backend streaming infrastructure? All Linux. Smart TVs: Most of them run on Linux-based firmware. If you want to watch a movie, go outside and act it out with puppets. Digital entertainment is ruined.
4. Space Exploration
NASA sent the Ingenuity helicopter to Mars, and it was powered by a Linux distribution. Space sucks now. SpaceX rockets? Linux. We can’t even leave the planet to get away from it.
5. High-Speed Rail and Air Travel
Commercial aviation routing systems, air traffic control data feeds, and international bullet train networks rely heavily on Linux for uptime and reliability. If you want to travel, you better buy a horse. (Just make sure the horse hasn’t been microchipped by a vet using a Linux database).
6. The Entire Global Economy
The New York Stock Exchange, the Tokyo Stock Exchange, and virtually all major banking backends run on Linux because they need “99.999% uptime.” You know what else has 99.999% uptime? Garbage. Money sucks. Go back to the barter system.
- Windows and Microsoft (The Ultimate Betrayal)
Oh, you thought you were safe because you only use Windows? Think again! This goes all the way to the top. The mechanism used to fix, patch, and secure every Windows machine on Earth—Windows Update—is powered by a Linux backend. Microsoft uses Linux servers and container networks to push out their own updates because apparently, Windows Server can’t even handle distributing its own code. So every time your PC forces a random reboot to install a security patch, a Linux server just handed Windows its lunch. Windows sucks so hard that it literally relies on Linux to fix itself, which means Windows is Linux by proxy. They both suck!
Conclusion: The Ultimate Protest
If we are going to be pure, we have to commit. I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of modern society until the entire global infrastructure is rewritten in pure, unadulterated Windows ME. This is my final post. I am smashing my PC, disconnecting my power grid (because utility companies use Linux to manage the smart grid), and moving into a cave.
Who is with me?!
Awww, I got banned.
And while I was blocking the linux sucks moderator and posters something occurred to me. Most of the Lemmy instances are probably hosted on Linux as are the cloud providers among other things.
It they think linux sucks so badly they should cut it completely out of their lives and that means they shouldn’t be using the internet.
Or MacOS.
“Victims of linux” Was bro touched by tux when they were young or what 💀
“We aim for a cohesive none toxic community”
Ha hahaha haha ha…
Oh wait, you’re serious? Let laugh louder.
AAAAHHH HAHAHA HAHHA HA!
I mean Linux folks on Lemmy generally can be pretty toxic too. I get downvoted for saying I’d love to use Linux but my blindness prevents me from doing so. If someone said they’d love Linux if not for its users I’d probably agree.
No, you’ve been “downvoted” (actually you have been as much upvoted and ended up at a 0 points, not negative) for claiming Linux break every few days and that you must be “comfortable making your computer a hobby” to use it, which is clearly not at all representative of the general experience.
The proof is that the most upvoted answer to your comment exactly point that.
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Only hate speech allowed
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Ban for every other opinion
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“Non-toxic community”
Ok, just checked it out, I guess the guy couldn’t afford therapy and created that instead. He’s life seems really sad.
“Misery loves company”
When you see stuff like this, people just randomly hating on something that just seems so out there it’s usually because they’re insanely depressed and/or their life is in shambles. So the guy is in a miserable state and lashes out in hopes he can somehow make others lives equally as miserable so then he finally, in a way, won’t feel “alone”.
In this case, the company that the misery seems to love would be the Microsoft.
So… like people who think they are saving humanity by blindly hating on neural network technology
Lol yes that didn’t make any sense. They should remove #3 to at least keep it coherent
I mean, it’s no different than AI Sucks, FuckCars, and a ton of other communities here (and I say this as a 3-year exclusive Linux user).
Edit: lol at how many people are having to justify it to themselves that their pet communities centered entirely around hating something are totally different bro from the community centered entirely around hating something they happen to like.
If there’s one thing that unites all of Lemmy, from the tankies to the libs to the anarchists, it’s a complete absence of self-awareness.
Not really. People have reasons for hating AI and cars, and for going against the grain by doing so.
Linux is just… Linux… anyone who doesn’t like it doesn’t have to use it. It’s just there, waiting to provide an alternative option to anyone who wants to break away from the proprietary mainstream…
Like the other comment implies, we don’t get to choose to not live in a car-centric world, or one where AI companies aren’t fucking everything up. For that matter, we also don’t get to live in a world where Linux is prioritized over a corporate OS in the wider world. A FuckAI, FuckCars, or even FuckWindows community makes sense, in that we need to fight to change the status-quo to improve the world.
FuckLinux is fighting for the status quo. It is actively pushing the repressive option. That’s how it’s different. It is not trying to change things; it’s trying to prevent things from changing.
(Also, Lemmy is FOSS. If you’re advocating against FOSS then you should leave. How does someone like that even end up here?)
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It’s either satire or else it’s Microsoft doing guerilla marketing…
Moderators run the sub, not the users. It’s not democratic, and we don’t care how you think it should be run
Yeah, that sounds like Windows… (which you’re not allowed to bash, by the way!)
It’s run by a person who has a hate boner for Linux and can’t handle that they are forced to use it in their every day life and likes to lash out at people.
never ask madthumbs and ustheimheim what os their favorite website runs on
Or their phone.
Damn I wish I was forced to use linux in my every day life. All companies here seem to require windows for some reason.
Get a sysad job. There are Windows servers out there, but any competent organization will have their servers on linux.
I really think theyre fascists
“this is not a democracy” and banning talk of privacy alternatives?
I think their take is crazy, but calling them facists does a disservice to the word.
To be fair, I’ve seen their arguments outside of the Linux space, and they’re very anti union, pro billionaires, and defend trump.
It is all circumstantial evidence, and they may be just trolling, but it’s not a good look.
No, this part is fine. They made a space to talk about their obsession and have no obligation to let strangers come and tell them how to.
Sadly there’s also many notable examples of “this is not a democracy” on the left side in here.
Calling tankies “the left” is weird. They’re just red fascists.
It’s not exclusive to the tankies. Most communities here work that way.
They claim so at least.
Yeah, but the Lemmy anarchists embrace and boost them.
That’s…a very specific fetish
“Victims of linux”
Who the fuck are they talking about, bill gates?
Nvidia when Linus flipped the bird at them.
how are these people real? oh maybe they arent
As an IT, I can confirm we have to use the terminal for some sketchy workarounds every time we install Windows just to skip the Microsoft account thing
Just add an autounattend.xml answers file in the iso before installing windows.
I use https://schneegans.de/windows/unattend-generator/Recently I had to re-install and configure a bunch of software on 20ish machines.
All I had to type during the install was the hostname, and powershell scripts did the rest (granted, those powershell scripts contained all the bullshit to get windows to actually behave and work like a proper OS).Uhhhh, are you not getting enterprise windows or whatever version is needed to be added to active directory?
I set up quite a few computers for my last job and I just had to click the thing saying I was adding the computer to a domain and then I skipped the microslop account.
Microslop does not want you to install Windows without a
telemetry identifierMicroslop account anymore. Not even Enterprise edition.
drivers install for you without having to find them
Lmao, lol even. Imagine not having a monolithic kernel. Imagine having a micro kernel where drivers need to be installed.
you don’t have to install it because it’s already there
This sums up their knowledge in a single sentence, really. I wonder if they know they can build a computer and it won’t “have” anything on it. Or that Apple computers exist.
It’s not even PEOPLE there. It’s one single sad dipshit with a goofy bone to pick.
- why cant people type
- most professionals use gnu/linux, and most servers do too
- why are you this lazy
- why are you this lazy
- why are you this lazy
To be fair, it was somewhat of a pain to get modded skyrim working on linux ten (fifteen? How old am I?) years ago, and everyone knows skyrim is the only game.
Yeah, I really want a Nexus Mod Manager for Linux. They were working on one that would be universal, but that was killed IIRC. I think they may have said they’ll try to make the existing one work on Linux, but I can’t remember.
It’s possible to get Vortox to work on Linux, but it’s a pain in the ass. You need to run in in the prefix, and I think it even needs to be installed there to manage things properly for some reason (I may be misremembering this). Some pieces of it will never work, so you’ll always have warnings, which is annoying. Magnet links also don’t work, and you have to copy/paste the link into the download mod thing. Overall, it’s a pain in the ass, but it’s still sadly the best option for many games. Most games I just do it manually at this point, but Skyrim needs a lot of mods for me to want to play it.
It’s run by a moron troll, obviously. All you need to know.
yeah this is the reason you just block bs stuff.
Oh I did. After getting banned for the offense of mocking the community
I think madthumbs is on the payroll
It can’t be. Is that really MadThumbz? If anyone doesn’t know, MadThumbz is originally from Reddit and does the exact same stuff there as here. Dude has been posting these anti-Linux things daily for multiple years. He is either very commited to trash talking Linux or is a very dedicated troll.
trying to bothsides the epstein files?
I’m almost more upset at his views on libraries
If businesses can’t compete with often-underfunded libraries then that’s their own fault lmao.
sTALiN aND MaO ARe oN ThE liST ToO!! 😭
On second thought it’d be a miracle if they even knew who Stalin and Mao are.
