What a terrible day to have eyes.

Is this scene before or after she breasted boobily down the stairs?
Witcher reference?
Funny because that’s the actual start of the Witcher…
Quote: She came to him towards morning. She entered very carefully, moving silently, floating through the chamber like a phantom; the only sound was that of her mantle brushing her naked skin. Yet this faint sound was enough to wake the witcher - or maybe it only tore him from the half-slumber in which he rocked monotonously, as though travelling though fathomless depths, suspended between the sea bed and its calm surface amidst gently undulating strands of seaweed. He did not move, did not stir. The girl flitted closer, threw off her mantle and slowly, hesitantly, rested her knee, on the edge of the large bed. He observed her through lowered lashes, still not betraying his wakefulness. The girl carefully climbed onto the bedclothes, and onto him, wrapping her thighs around him. Leaning forward on straining arms, she brushed his face with hair which smelt of chamomile. Determined, and as if impatient, she leant over and touched his eyelids, cheeks, lips with the tips of her breasts. He smiled, very slowly, delicately, grasping her by the shoulders, and she straightened, escaping his fingers. She was radiant, luminous in the misty brilliance of dawn. He moved, but with pressure from both hands, she forbade him to change position and, with a light but decisive movement of her hips, demanded a response. He responded. She no longer backed away from his hands; she threw her head back, shook her hair. Her skin was cool and surprisingly smooth. Her eyes, glimpsed when her face came close to his, were huge and dark as the eyes of a water nymph. Rocked, he sank into a sea of chamomile as it grew agitated and seethed.
If someone actually managed to get turned on reading this, I’d be concerned for their mental well-being
So you’re just gonna stand there, straight faced and tell me you don’t love pee flavored hot biscuits?
thank’s for caring ❤️
I came.
Had me at hot biscuit
The pee flavor is just a bonus
Cuz she do NOT wipe properly
🥵
down the vena cavity to her heart
I’m not sure this guy is a proper doctor…
Uhh, US biscuit or UK biscuit?
I know right, that’s disgusting.
US. Buttermilk biscuit. and heavy on the salted butter.
Ward I think you were a little hard on the beaver
#menWritingWomen 😬
Bookmaxxing
What on earth
“She pushed on my hips, an order that thrust me in. I entered her. Not only my prick, but the whole of me entered her, into her guts, into her darkness, eyes wide open, seeing nothing. My whole body had gone inside her. I went in with her thrusts and stayed still. While I got used to the quiet and the pulsing of my blood in my ears and nose, she pushed me out a little, then in again. She did it again and again, holding me with force and moving me to the rhythm of the surf. She wiggled her breasts beneath my hands and intensified the pushing. I went in up to my groin and came out almost entirely. My body was her gearstick.”
- From The Day Before Happiness
Garth Marenghi wept.
Damn yo moms a freak!
I just assumed it was Steven King until I read the comments here
Not enough jahoobie talk to be King













