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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 days ago

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 days ago
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    22 days ago

    You joke but there’s girls out there that faint for some good dad bod. Some of us like the chunky fellas.

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      I don’t have a dad bod, but on the behalf of all the dad-bod having guys who would have a conflict of interest in telling you, you are appreciated ❤️ may your future be full of tender nice moments with a lovely dad-bod having man

      But if you meet someone looking for a twink I’d welcome a referral lol 😅

    • elucubra@sopuli.xyz
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      There is always someone out there who finds you attractive.

      It may take more tries to find than average, but once (and this is key), you understand that rejection is thoroughly harmless, you will find one of these.

    • Xerxos@lemmy.ml
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      22 days ago

      How you doing?

    • 1984@lemmy.today
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      Because you are chunky too. :) I have never rarely seen a couple where the woman is thin and the guy is overweight.

      Its just life philosophy. If you both feel like the body can be chunky, it’s because you want to eat nice things and enjoy life.

      • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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        I have never seen a couple where the woman is thin and the guy is overweight.

        Really!? I feel like I could point this out to you within like 15 minutes at any busy grocery store in the southeastern U.S. Probably a few times.

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          Yes. It’s rare but not impossible.

          • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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            It’s really not that rare. I was a fat guy with multiple skinny girls.

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              21 days ago

              Good face I guess. :)

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    21 days ago

    I’m something of a pillow, myself.

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    22 days ago

    Perfect poster child for “Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.”

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      I dunno, I kind of want it

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    22 days ago

    I am in this picture and I don’t like it

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      Yes, I mean I also look wrinkled as the blanket.

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    I’m an auntie and I would totally have that as my tv pillow. Maybe in a different color tho.

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    21 days ago

    Absolutely incredible. I’ll take two

  • Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca
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    21 days ago

    Did you steal that from the spaghetti factory and remove the claw?

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    I’m sorry, i have to ask… Ain’t that AI ?

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    21 days ago

    *make [sic]

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