Why do republicans insist on waking up from sleep every morning?
Waking up is super woke.
Real TRUE PATRIOTS go to sleep once, and stay that way forever, to own the libz.
New Mitch McConnell spin just dropped
Boot-edge-edge
…What the fuck is this? An insulting name for Buttigieg? Stupid.
That’s how Pete’s 2016 campaign presented it phonetically when people were still unsure how to pronounce his name. Not much of an insult but nobody has ever accused this administration of being clever.
A bad one at that. Come on Booty-judge is right there.
Thank you for figuring it out, I was stumped.

Every time you see the term “DEI” or “woke” or whatever, just imagine it’s some loser fucking dude from the mid 2000s in a sweat stained Tapout t-shirt and substitute the terms with “gay and retarded” and it’ll make just as much sense, if not more. That’s ultimately the essence of those terms anyways. The only difference is that with the term “DEI” they get to posture as a serious person with an actual point that deserves to be taken seriously. Bike lanes are gay. Caring about the environment is gay. Anti-hazing policy in the military is retarded. Etc. Etc.
Its like all the stupid “Lets Go Brandon” nonsense because they are all too much of a bunch of pussies to just say “Fuck Joe Biden.”
Guess what, Fuck Trump.
See, its easy, I don’t need some clever bull shit because I am not some softy ass coward.
Please do not fuck trump. There are not enough antibiotics.
Outrage tourist grifter “Ranting for Vengeance” is trying his best to bring back “gay and retarded”.
What about all those DEI highways huh?
imagine being proud to be such a bigoted piece off shit. Holy shit.
“I just stole 1.7 billion dollars!”
That’s all I’m hearing
DEI is everything I don’t like. Same as woke.
I think money should be allocated to climate change

“Everything I don’t like I’ll label Woke, DEI, Communist, Socialist, Antifa or Liberal. They are too dumb to know they are being played”
I’d even add “Green” in there. And “Rigged”.
To be fair, it’s likely the midterms will actually be rigged this time.
Interestingly, none of these words actually mean anything. Those that do (green, socialist) are used only metaphorically.
When words like “woke” “DEI” or any of the other ones adjacent to them are use to express displeasure of any kind I immediately lose interest in what they have to say.
Muchlike i do with people that blame [insert thing they don’t like] on [insert political ideology they don’t agree with] instead of coming up with, you know, facts and reasoning or something.
Its a DEI bike lane because you didn’t earn it. You earn a lane by taking on $80,000 in debt to buy a F350.
Instructions unclear, I’m now stuck in the bike lane with my F350
yeah you just redirected it into your pockets you fucking crooks
Bike lanes are weak and unmanly because they don’t contribute to our demise as a species.
These people need to be closed in with a running engine into a small room…









