Both of my cornholes are ready.

Sorry, it is over $2 an ear now. Can’t afford it anymore.

It never left. It’s literally in everything.

I thought we were doing Zombie Mitch right now?

“Y’all want some of my street corn? It’s been freshly grilled directly on the hot-ass blacktop. What? What do you mean that’s not what street corn is? It totally is! Corn cooked on the street! Street corn!”