Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 3 months agoThe Sandwich Thiefsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1311arrow-down127
arrow-up1284arrow-down1imageThe Sandwich Thiefsh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square40fedilink
minus-squarenaticus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·3 months agoThis is only hilarious because I’m not T-Swizzle. Lunch thieves are the worst, and this is comedic gold.
minus-squarebreadsmasher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down9·edit-23 months agoif someone keeps stealing your sandwiches, replace an ingredient with shards of glass! edit seems people took this joke seriously 😐
minus-squareRightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·3 months agoI am 95% sure that this is illegal, at least in California. Which is a little disappointing, but just letting you know.
minus-squareCrashumbc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoIt’s illegal in most places.
minus-squareMindTraveller@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-23 months agoHowever, it’s perfectly legal to put in enough sriracha to ruin someone’s day, as long as you can handle it. This is why I eat spicy food for every meal. I’m playing the long game.
minus-squaretigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoSriracha would only inconvenience the common sandwich thief. Gotta go at least habanero or higher to deter the average joe. You might want to step up to scorpion, ghost, or reaper if you want effects to be immediately apparent to the non spice head.
minus-squarecows_are_underrated@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 months agoI recommend to use extremely hot chilli Instead.
minus-squareslazer2au@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoYou are advocating for at best food poisoning or at worse attempted murder.
This is only hilarious because I’m not T-Swizzle. Lunch thieves are the worst, and this is comedic gold.
if someone keeps stealing your sandwiches, replace an ingredient with shards of glass!
edit
seems people took this joke seriously 😐
I am 95% sure that this is illegal, at least in California. Which is a little disappointing, but just letting you know.
It’s illegal in most places.
However, it’s perfectly legal to put in enough sriracha to ruin someone’s day, as long as you can handle it.
This is why I eat spicy food for every meal. I’m playing the long game.
Sriracha would only inconvenience the common sandwich thief. Gotta go at least habanero or higher to deter the average joe. You might want to step up to scorpion, ghost, or reaper if you want effects to be immediately apparent to the non spice head.
I recommend to use extremely hot chilli Instead.
You are advocating for at best food poisoning or at worse attempted murder.