Ariselas

gahh, every time I see a Hummer EV, I think people can’t get stupider

10 years? The longer Operation Epstein Fury drags on, these guys will be struggling to gas up in months.

except that Peavey amp has the mass of a collapsed star

yeah maybe, but did you ever have to stick a pencil in the hole of a DVD to re-spool it because your diskman chewed it up?

Cocaine is the least useful substance in the creative substance (or so I’m told). Good old legal marijuana (thank you Trudeau), is probably the best all round, and if you use a typewriter, you might find you start typing to a rhythm.

Somewhere after drinking to oblivion and shortly before the looming deadline

Damn it, I didn’t know AI was that good already

Free market capitalism

The Hip, it’s kinda Tragic really

Same in Alberta -10 maybe put on a jacket, 14 grab the beers and fire up the BBQ it’s patio time

Church trying new things to get more parishioners

At first I thought this was a way of gassing up when it’s -40c not 40¢

Rise by Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass

That trick has been around for a while, filling a bowl with glass marbles so that the chunks in soup come to the top is another.

as Jimmy Carr pointed out, he’s not a nazi, he’s South African, which is … well …

I listened to Chris Hadfield describe coming home in a Soyuz capsul and it rolling a few times after hitting the ground. Land works but water sounds more comfortable, as long as you don’t get sea sick on top of it all.

I know of a few record stores Jello is permanently banned from for trying to steal vinyl, or at least that’s the story the shop owners love to repeat over and over again whenever someone is wearing a patch or buys a DK record.

I had my hopes, but July 5, 1998 came and went

unless you’re at a folk fest, then maybe you should

It did absolutely nothing for me. a couple friends sampled the same stash and claimed it was wild, but I didn’t even get a mild buzz.