Woah woah woah woah….hold the fuck up.
Are you telling me that hipsters aren’t part of a hip?
No, but hipsters do have hips, meaning hips are hipstersters.
Does this mean toasters are part of a toa?
What about hamsters?
WHAT ABOUT HAMSTERS???
The Hip, it’s kinda Tragic really
Ironicaly, this is not the dumbest thing he’s ever said.
This isn’t even the dumbest thing he has said about lobsters.
Goddamn they would have to put him in another coma if he read that.
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This isn’ a joke?
No idea who he is.

Jordan Peterson would consider the idea, half-agreeing and following up with, “well, it depends on what you mean by lob”
This makes more sense than 90% of the things he’s said.
And he has a weird amount to say about lobsters, believe it or not

Oh, the value of a University of Toronto Psychology degree.
Don’t even get me started on hipsters
If you read it in Kermit the Frog’s voice, it’s like you’re in the room with him. Minus the smell of meat-and-benzo sweat.
If I never saw that guy face again I’d be happier
ladies and gentlemen, the most intelligent right-wing man.
Clean ur room, donchaknow
The most intelligent right wing men and women are dismantling USA democracy, and are doing a pretty good job so far.
This just proves that we’ve been had by a trickster
What about dragons?
Imagine …
say that again

Well I mean people just keeping telling stories about them; the they just drag on and on
This is yet another sign that society is degenerating.
Knobsters are part of a knob.









