The word EmuDeck made me do a double take

Do you sometimes or occasionally go to a store? If yes then great. Simple deposit the empty bottle into the bag you take to the store and you’re dandy!

That is a simple trick only millions of people are performing every day

God: “Lucy, old buddy? I need you to invent something for me”

I’ve recently had a similar discussion on why orange ice cream isn’t that popular, but exists in form of water ice

Our conclusion was that acidic flavors, like orange and apple just aren’t good combined with cream, instead being better served as a sorbet

Nah, they launched an expedition there in '04 and found out that Mexico is, in fact, a real place

Somewhat related, there’s a notable decrease in gang violence un Mexico whenever a new Dragon Ball movie gets released

Quick question, is this a tax deductible donation? The IRS won’t answer my emails on this

https://xkcd.com/2650/

Unfortunately, neither vanilla nor coffee beans are actual beans

Not just math but actual maths

That’s like math^2

Come to think of it, why is stuff like nicotine gum only marketed to people who wanna quit smoking? Couldn’t non smokers also just use it for a mild high?

Voices from the Past recently did a video of Japanese first encounter with Europeans

Unfortunately only in culinary terms, as neither vanilla nor coffee beans are true beans

Mads looks genuinely upset that you interrupted their little love session

Autoerotic asphyxiation

I don’t think I remember that episode of Archer

TL: “Fire on the Highfield-music festival Ferris wheel in flames”

I once had an enema version of this car

This is my private domicile and I will not be harassed

The corpse of Harry Potter that’s slowly coming back to life

Oh wait, that movie exists already