Greekmaxing

It seems like you missed the watermark in the picture. It’s from SweetFellas

I’ve heard a lot of arguments in favour of starting at 1 and as a “start at 0” person, I’m starting to question my beliefs and am as confused as I was at 3 am when I saw my cat piss from inside her litter box onto the parquet flooring and then slip on it.

I never played Death Stranding. Maybe 2025, love the concept!

Why not both?

Oh fuck. I’ll use this from now on. Except for if I won’t use it next week. Then I’ll forget about it because my memory is a damn sieve.

No fucking way. This is rage bait. Even if this dogshit name was truly her most cherished wish, there’s no chance you willingly take someone’s name and then go on and complain about your actions.

Fake.

Can I create shortcuts to files and use a custom picture as an icon on the home screen?

They have some valid points. Less the stool eating part and more the discrepancy of look and smell of the soap…

I know it’s a joke and we are in the greentext community but still:

If you, the reader, or anyone you know might be suicidal, here is a place to start making life easier again, no pressure, only love.

May it be helpful to someone.

Yes, awful title. I agree.

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Damn, thank you for pointing that out!

It’s about the copper complaint tablet, isn’t it…

I have no clue how one would try to explain to the creator of the complaint that his tablet is used to meme on the Internet.

🤣💀💀🍎

I bet you have your reasons for posting the most dogshit version of this picture available, while also linking to a site with a much clearer version.

In case someone wants a better version and to save a click:

Haha good point

It is, though.

Reading ≠ Mastering

Guys, please dip your balls in soy sauce or whatever if you can’t help yourself but I’m quite sure that it won’t work. I know that this is the green text community but still:

*Receptors on different parts of the body do different things. The taste buds on your tongue respond to whether or not food is edible—and of course, provide taste—while the taste buds on your testicles instead send signals to your body about sperm and testosterone production.

And the scrotum does not have “taste buds,” to be clear. “It’s also important to note that the taste receptors are in your testicles,” adds Justin Dubin, a current Urology Resident at the University of Miami and soon to be Northwestern University fellow specializing in male infertility and sexual medicine. “When you dip your balls in food or sauces, you’re actually only exposing your scrotum to the food … which is the skin surrounding and protecting your testicles.”

In addition to your scrotal skin, you have other layers of tissue that separate your testicles from the outside world, so it is safe to say putting food or any other item on your scrotum won’t get you anywhere close to direct contact with the actual testicle.

“Even if you were able to somehow put food on your actual testicle, which I recommend never trying, the taste receptors would not allow you to taste anything as they simply do not function the same way they do in your mouth and you would not experience the sensation of taste,” Dubin adds.

You probably wouldn’t want to experience taste from your testicles, anyway. If this were the case, as Brahmbhatt points out, you’d constantly “taste” the smell of your scrotum and testicles—even sperm. Yuck.

“Obviously this does not happen—further dispelling the myth that has been propagated,” he says.*

-Dr. Jamin Brahmbhatt, MC, urologic and robotic surgeon.

I am not sure whether this article was solely published in Men’s Health but here’s the article:

https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a36751724/do-testicles-have-taste-buds/