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Anon takes up microdosing

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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Reminds me of this:

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      God that’s so fucking awesome lol, what a hero

      • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org
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        *an hero

        • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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          Haha no

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          The fuck, man?

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        He’d get faster results from eating really old watches.

        • meowMix2525@lemm.ee
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          Nah he’d probably just lose all his teeth and bones if he did that

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      Imagine his embarrassment when the charcoal just neutralizes all the toxic mountain dew and energy drinks in his guts, his ulcers heal, digestion improves and he feels better with more energy and then decides to go out and take up surfing, where he meets a nice girl on the beach and they hit it off and eventually get married and raise a bunch of kids, then BAM outta nowhere, 27 years later, hit by a truck.

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        2 months ago

      • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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        A tale as old as time

    • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de
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      remember to guarnish the pizza in red 40

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    “The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.”

    getting outraged over this nonsense says so much more about you than it does about OOP having a giggle.

    • drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works
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      I think the top picture is a banana with brown spots on it. And the bottom picture has the most obscene lighting I’ve ever seen.

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    I wonder what crayon flavor is his favorite

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      Strawberry

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        Is that the red or pink one?

    • sfled@lemm.ee
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      Crayola has many colors but lead isn’t one of them.

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      • DeathsEmbrace@lemm.ee
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        deleted by creator

    • Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world
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      He has a strong career in the Marines in his future, for sure.

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    This is why democracy is doomed to failure.

    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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      what’s the alternative? I’m actually curious

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        Dictatorship, duh

      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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        A good education system with good funding.

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          deleted by creator

          • douglasg14b@lemmy.world
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            Either you don’t get it or you’re being intentionally obtuse.

            Education is kind of required for a democracy to function effectively in this new age of global communication. Where previously every village had an idiot, now every idiot has a village, And without good education and good critical thinking, this is an expanding and compounding problem.

            As such, democracy is doomed and societies that are spiraling will continue to spiral until whatever else forms, forms

            I’m guessing some sort of dystopian oligarchy, since society’s in this state seem to be incapable of not handing over land wealth, power and decision-making control to just a few wealthy individuals.

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              deleted by creator

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        The D or the D, you pick

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        I guess nobody’s heard of anarchy

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        algocracy could work, having tons of automated systems in the decision making process.

        doesnt have to be ai, and there could be people involved too, but more machines isnt a bad idea

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          Dangerous people are identified as a young age and are placed in a virtual reality where they can do no harm and live out their narcissists fantasies, and we don’t have to deal with them.

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            how do you define dangerous? what’s the cut off point? is stealing a water bottle from a homeless person the same as tealing it from walmart? same item technically

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              IMO its not about the item, but the intent. I know we’re getting into hypotheticals and rhetoricals, but IMO, the line is doing anything that causes harm to another living being without feeling remorse.

              Stealing a water bottle from a megacorp doesn’t harm anybody. Stealing a water bottle from a homeless person can mean life or death.

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              You’re way too overthinking this.

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      Democracy? We don’t directly vote to choose our own way through life. We elect “representatives”.

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    Why is the nurse still on Qt 3.14?

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      He should get her number to help her update. She’d probably be grateful.

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      Because she’s not a full gallon.

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      It was the last one that was pure c++, before they started playing around with all this QML stuff

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      Technical debt; qt update in not a business priority and therefore not included in the KPIs

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    He took this old skeptic joke and ran with it.

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      I thought this meme was made because of this post? I’ve certainly seen an older greentext of the same shit.

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        I saw it pre-gamergate (pre-elevatorgate even)) in skeptic groups, making fun of “immune strenghtening exercises”, meaning you expose yourself to germs on purpose and it was supposed to boost your immune system in the long run, not needing vaccines at all.

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          Vaccines are immune strengthening exercises …

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    Anon wins the greentext of the month prize.

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      I dispute, there is no green in the greentext.

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        Not to mention it’s 4 years old.

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          Doesn’t matter

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    I’m pretty sure, about what he voted.

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      The brain worm commands an offering of lead.

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    They don’t dig the bullets out usually because it causes more damage for no reason. Stop believing everything you read someone say on 4chan.

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      It’s likely artificial and homosexual.

  • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    Anon just moved too quickly. Avoid impatience when you’re doing important work like this, or else you’ll squander months of effort.

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    You’re supposed to shoot yourself in the foot.

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    A magical place

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    What is QT3.14?

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      QuickTime 3.14. it’s a really old media player from 1998. Unfortunately, I don’t think version 3.14 specifically ever actually came out. We’ll never really know what it would have been able to do because 4.0 came out instead. So I can see the appeal for him. Trying to use a 27 year old outdated media player that doesn’t actually exist is a lot like repeatedly shooting yourself in the leg.

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      Cutie Pi

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        Wauw

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      3.14 is pi

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        Actually it’s 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989 and continuing

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          You missed the sixth 3.

          • Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world
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            My mom always said I was a failure

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          eh, it’s close enough. I only know up to 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 by heart.

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            I know it all the way to the end but it takes forever to write it out.

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          I would love for someone to check and see if you deliberately changed one digit to fuck with us

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            Nah, I would never!

            Or would I…

            Nah, nah, of course not…

            Right?

            Right?

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        3.14% of sailors are pi-rates

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      Cutie pie

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        This one answer is serious and true, just heads up.

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      About 1.15e/4 gallons. Its a common volume in the united states.

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      deleted by creator

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    What an idiot. Everyone knows you can make yourself invulnerable to bullets with blessed magic amulets available on the internet.

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    Darwin was right

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