Both, I don’t want to bug my cow friend but also what if they’re just a human trafficker and I may never see anyone I know ever again

A carbon man in a carbon house

You can’t miss your computer if you die guns blazing or drive off a cliff

For me it’s in the first place but I just missed it and search everywhere finally to come back and double check and it’s in my hand all along

Found Ralph!

Sex sells

Like watchmen

Links are viruses waiting to happen or something

Oh I thought this was about how to make a chair not wobble anymore

Haha we walked to a burger place near where I love and walked the dogs. When I went inside to order our dog did the same thing ti keep an eye on me. Just all this nostril trails and steam

Are there really shoes that cost that much? And people buy them?

Wow I missed that

Swirling down the toilet of life

Just a sun tan line

Part salad part chicken strip in an uncooked flour tortilla

Just what people commonly understand so people say it. I always read it in a disapproving Russian accent because of too much TV, the americans

And when it gets mad it turns off our cell reception

How to you unlock your computer to unlock your password manager

Meteor worshipping cult you say

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven’s_Gate_(religious_group)

You don’t use a poop sock?