ATTENTION COMRADE!!!

同志请注意！！！

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你现在正在“翻墙”。

如此行为违反了中华人民共和国国家安全法！

请立刻终止你的网络！

你这家伙马上来公安局来一趟！

你这孩子怎么这么调皮啊？上外国网站？想造反啊？

（开玩笑的，不要怕 😆）

Officially, no. I only have Depression and Anxiety.

我是美籍华人，欢迎到 Fediverse 。。。

我想问个问题，你怎么找到这个地方啊？👀 翻墙来的吗？

Anyways, this is kinda a weird community to post an introduction, ngl. 😆

YOU ARE BUGS

Funny how when you’re a kid, you always wanted to be home alone, then when you reach adulthood, suddenly that shit aint funny anymore, it’s bleak…

Me:

1. Open Maps
2. Stare at it
3. Mentally think to my self this is my life now (say, I’m waiting at an appointment for something)
4. Press home buttom
5. Open App list
6. Scroll up and down
7. To back to home page
8. STARE at it, pretending I’m busy doing something
9. Oh shit maybe I should actually do something
10. Realize I actually haven’t taken the time to download anything beforehand
11. Downloads Lichess
12. Actually I wanna just browse wikipedia
13. Find an article for what stuff I have on my mind
14. STARE at it, pretending I’m reading an ebook
15. Actually I can’t focus, home screen again
16. Opens the notes app
17. • blank note
18. Hmm okay lets write a poem… how am I feeling right now…
19. Writes 1-2 line…
20. Fuck I can’t think of anything else… my head hurts…
21. Press homescreen
22. Stare at it for 10 seconds
23. Turn it off
24. Spin the phone around like a fidget spinner
25. Bored af

Recommendations?

Idk how to even get into listening to English-language music…

Should I spotify? But then again that’s corporate… I’d get cancelled here if I start using that…

How are you even supposed to… um… music?

I’m literally just listening to random Cantonese and Mandarin music on Youtube…

The only music I ever had at home was hearing my dad’s Cantopop… that’s my introduction to music…

(And also just random intrumental music I found online… like beetoven stuff)

So C-Pop is what I know most…

(The only English songs I know are stuff similar to “Because of You” by Kelly Clarkson, cuz I just wanted to find songs about the theme of shitty parenting… cuz I had problems with parents and need some songs like that for cartharisis)

Omg 🤣

My favorite Anime (well one of my favorites, not sure its its still at the top now)

I always imagined this idea of: me just randomly talk to foreigners in China… to see reactions… like… If I ever visit China, I’m straight up just gonna randomly walk up to English-speakers and be like “sup homie”

Might confused then for like a good few seconds since most people in China with an East Asian face does not have an American accent.

Pro Tip: Take long bathroom breaks at work and spend the time reading labor laws.

Hopefully when they start complaining about your bathroom breaks, you’ve already understood most of the labor laws to file a lawsuit against your shitty employer.

Okay my alts are:

@wongkakui@piefed.social

@wongkakui@quokk.au

@deathbybigsad@sh.itjust.works

Dunno how I upset you with this post, but go ahead… 🤷‍♂️

Aint no way, they spoke fake Mandarin 🤣

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-wbpZ7-5gQ

I watched like 2 clips and I already cringed the fuck out

Nah bruh, I went to 2 years of elementary school in China and watched a lot of Mandarin cartoons and TV shows, aint no way they did this…

So butchered…

I can feel the host cringing

This sounds like how American teachers tried to pronounce my name… 💀

(Okay it’s not fake-fake, just so awful you need a PhD in Chinese Language to understand it)

I have no idea what you mean. AFAIK China does not have healthcare for all, or free healthcare. But apart from that IDK how healthcare actually works in China.

Common rhetoric I get told in the Fediverse… I mean if you look in World News comms, you’ll see those…

Which just confuses the fuck out of me since its a contradiction to my parents first-hand accounts (and also some of what gets told by my aunts (and other relatives/people in my parent’s social circle in China))

“America” isn’t the only country with these issues

My family emigrated from China… its about the same on the other side of the ocean… (honestly don’t know what the “free healthcare in China” stuff came from… certaintly didn’t apply to my family from Taishan with Taishan Hukou)

They’re so used to this lol, they think this is just normal

Also: Young people are expected to fund their parents retirement… its a crime to just abandon your elderly parents who cannot afford their living (unless you have proof of abuse)

Great Firewall of Europe

So now Chinese who managed to bypass the firewall cannot access western sites behind Google’s new Captcha-wall?

Wow, great job, Google. 🙄

(I mean unless they managed to import a Googled-phone into China too)

Yea I know. I saw Project Hail Mary in an IMAX theater a month ago… so different…

So immersive…

Also so loud…

My favorite thing was that quiet sequence and the light flashing sequence

That was the first time I’ve been in a movie theater…

Also is this guy British? Lol, do British people talk like that. Its so funny to see them trying to be as insulting as possible while looking “professional” doing it. xD

Context:

8 years old was when my family immigrated to the US… probably also the factor of being in a foreign place…

Not sure if there any any immigrant parents that would just lets their kids roam free without supervision…

Noise-Cancelling Headphones…

not to mention any specific ones, just the general concept of it…

Everything sounds better, more immersive…

Also blocks out family arguments to varying degress of success depending on how much you spend on headphones…

Oh yea btw the first time I watched interstellar was on a cheap android phone with LCD 720p display using the phone speakers… 👀

On the other side of it, Bluetooth Speakers

Can sort of change the atmoshere of a room, feel slightly less “depressing”

“Earth Court? Mars Court? What Inner Court gives Belters justice?”

One of my most memorable quotes from The Expanse