one is mike jackson, one is a cute giggle, the last one is a sociopath

she’s queen, dear lord

I’ve been known to playfully lick or kiss a lady pit. I’ma get up in there eventually 😏

goatse left such a cultural impact

Lfg

Don’t try to reason with an unreasonable person, the hoarder. Call your own shots and do what you need to do. If you factor in a bunch of input from the illogical problem source, where do you think you’ll end up?

Either subject yourself to it and accept the work or don’t, but trying to work with them will derail your efforts.

No, it’s not your direct problem, but given that you say you cannot move for whatever reason, you seem to yield to it being your indirect problem.

Your motivation is cleanliness, space, and new beginnings. Everything that comes with those. If that’s not enough for any of you, cozy up with complacency until you can move out.

Florida man: the great disruptor

usually clean up the nine iron with a brush, close enough

make er great!

now… I know I can search gag reflex girlfriend and the results I’ll get and enjoy, but… what’s the particular one you mention about

anything but the boo box!

I have no counterpoint or immediate solution to offer and I am glad you covered the greater picture. It sucks.

watching very ignorant and inept people attempt to pull wool over eyes is exceedingly sad, frustrating, embarrassing, and tiring

your act sucks, you suck, you’re not convincing, and you’re all rapists

need to sandbox and control a ‘safe’ christofascist simulated matrix experience to satisfy them and keep them out of the way

old people and people with certain medical conditions should be re-tested at various stages for motor skills and diving ability. they’re constantly a danger with their awful depth perception, reaction time, motor skills, and they slow traffic lending to already compounding traffic issues. and I am certain nothing gets done on that front because it’s the same old people who are in charge of deciding such laws and lord forbid they do the right thing even if there are inconveniences.

these fucking zombies will be on a laundry list of heavy meds then throw a fit when you suggest they’re unfit for driving, fuck outta here

and you said corpse wax is great on surfboards?

Hilarious as it may be, depending on where your memes are from, you may be more informed than others

Sounds about right for x users

why can google whore themselves out in gross, unbecoming ways? but if I want a mouth hug from Tammy on the block downtown we’re gonna be under fire for striking a lil deal

These memes with little strips of white over a word or letter are so cringe, it makes me feel awkwardness for others policing their own language… online