I once caught a goblin on camera stealing my socks and yelled at it and this was the exact face and pose it gave me
pics or it didnt happen
I fucking love .jxl!
My wife’s 4’9" and I’m 6 ft and this is never the view I see. That Delta height is exactly the same as what the op height differences is. If I’m looking down and she’s looking up our faces are only about a foot apart. Op’s picture makes it look like it’s 2 ft or more.
I agree. I’m 6’ 3" and my wife is 4’ 1" and this is total bullshit. though, to be fair, I’m usually cowering beneath her.
short Latina’s are some scary mofos yo.
I’m 6’3"…I’ve seen a lot of dandruff.
I’m very short. You smell so many unwashed asses and pits going up stairs or standing in crowded trains.
That’s brutal lol.
Looks like gag-reflex girlfriend. Hang on, let me look for something with her in it…
Edit: found it. They look similar. Can’t post it here, the only source I found was a Facebook reel and I don’t want to get downvoted to shit for posting FB stuff.
I believe this is the gag reflex girl’s YouTube channel: youtube.com/@DaleSeafoam-f4i
She’s similar, but I’m pretty sure they’re different people.
Ah, thanks for the find.
now… I know I can search gag reflex girlfriend and the results I’ll get and enjoy, but… what’s the particular one you mention about
Particular one? They just look very similar. I thought maybe gag girl’s image was lifted and used for a meme that had nothing to do with her.
Anime eyes
The not-compressed-to-death version of the pic was ever funnier, because you could see the emotional nuances on her face.
EDIT: you’re welcome (PS the image context is fake)
She hardly looks like 52.
She looks schifty five
It felt sooooo good to hear it
Now we do the Sex.
Yeah, she looks 30 years old tops.
Yeah, she looks 30 years old tops.
when you react to people who are laughing at you, all you’re doing is confirming to them that their opinion matters to you. which is exactly what they wanted
this clip is trying to say “i don’t care,” but its existence alone says “i deeply care”
it’s insane how “don’t feed the trolls” is such a ubiquitous and also ignored thing over the last many years
Uh… relevance?
this clip is trying to say “i don’t care,” but its existence alone says “i deeply care”
The setup makes you expect “i don’t care,” but then the punchline is actually “i deeply care”. The joke here is the subversion of expectations.
This sounds like something a third grader teacher would say just to defuse conflicts
If a bully is beating you up, don’t do anything. Bullies hate to be ignored.
Yeah this is all dogshit advice, I just need to say that: I doubt there are kids reading this, but fucking hit your bully. It’s bullshit for a little bit but it will solve the problem.
It’s the points you get when traveling by plane.
Freedom Units™
You guys lost your privilege to use that word.
You guys lost your privilege to use that word.
You guys lost your privilege to use that word.
We heard you the first two times.
PAF looking at the Rafales in the background:
Real units please.
He’s very tall and she’s pretty short, both with regards to average for their gender.
Tap for spoiler
6’5" is about 1.95m 5’2" is about 1.52m
You know, I have always used feet to measure height, but somehow seeing the difference in meters is significantly more eye opening as to just how insanely different those heights are.
Edit: Although I think you might have meant 1.57 for 5’2" 😅
Metres
A meter measures something, a metre is a unit of measurement.
If you’re gonna be a pedant, at least be right about it 😝
While true in some cases, that’s entirely region dependent.
Actually they represent the same distance, the different spellings are just regional. See center vs centre.
Americans use meter but they don’t use the unit so we can say it’s wrong.
Mmm I like this actually, yes I’m on board
Isn’t the metremeter the thing that measures stuff?
Okay, he was 6’5" and she was 5’2".
He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy
*sk8r boi
Use your superior education that you got in your non-US country and do the math. Yeah the units are stupid and Americans are uneducated. But we can at least do the conversions.
I’ve gone on this tirade plenty of times, but inches aren’t stupid. 12 inches to a foot makes a lot of sense for problems we’ve had to solve for millennia, because it’s 3 times a power of two. For things like woodoworking it actually makes more sense than the metric system.
“But 10 deciliters in a liter” Using a tape measure, mark out 1/3rd of the thickness of a standard 19mm sheet of plywood. I’ll be over here doing the same with 3/4" plywood by marking at 1/4".
Maybe we shouldn’t be selling Europe any weapons that work.
I honestly wish we used metric in the US.
What always cracks me up, are people not from the US who whine about our units, and demand that they be translated into their comfort units, which doesn’t make them look smart, it makes them look like they can’t do math as well as a teenager in the US.
I use metric all the time in the US. My 3D printer runs in millimeters and Celsius, I buy Pepsi by the liter, I dose every medicine by the gram, I meter electricity by the kilowatt and my lights are rated in lumens.
What I don’t do is this weird sense of superiority found in cultivated ignorance the Europeans seem so fond of on the subject.
Yup that’s my issue. We used metric all the time in the US. But you don’t ever see us bitching about units in an internet comment.
But we can at least do the conversions.
And he usually doesn’t need to, since the civilised word is using metric system.
The bf & gf are 1.222x10^35 and 9.842×10^34 planck lengths, respectively.
god i hate the metric system. how much is that in hours?
Depends how big the circle is, one hour is 15 degrees, but we can’t convert degrees to length without the radius.
Maybe they want light hours.
I can give it to you in c*h if you want…
Too real.
She was as tall as a 7 year old Norwegian pine sapling exposed to ideal soil and water conditions and he was as tall as a female giraffe’s asshole.
1/46 and 1/58 of an american football field?
These are real units.
One is 6 minutes, 5 seconds and the other is 5 minutes, 2 seconds.She was 8 bananas, he was 10.
He is 19.5 hands tall. She is 15.5 hands tall.
I’d say he’s about 0.0864 of a brontosaurus.
he was 1/5th taller
I can’t count past ten either. Little help!
You look like you are in top 3 creatures in the Universe most deserving a hug
That pic is ooooold.
Well the angle up at my face isn’t much better (( )-:
I wonder if posting the puke emoji here would get me banned.
Why would it?
I dare you to try it! That would be crazy!
Just two fingers in the nostrils
was was
Why do men date women that’s like height of a children to them?
EDIT: I know reddit banned Jailbait, but can you people move to 4chan and not Lemmy? Fuck anyone who prefers Lolitas, Jailbait, underage looking, petite, child-height or midget if you’re normal height, etc., it’s fucking creepy and you know it. You also know I’m not talking about simply “shorter”, but those cases where it really starts to look off
EDIT2 Why do you people keep talking about men dating shorter women? I’m talking about extreme differences not common ones - whole another level, my GF is 20cm shorter too, that is perfectly normal. Why is it so hard for many to understand what “children-height to them” means?
the average height for women is 5’5 lol
First of all, “midget” is a slur that shouldn’t be used to describe people with dwarfism and second of all, are you saying that it’s creepy for grown adults to be in a relationship just because one of them has a genetic mutation or happens to be really short? Are little people only supposed to date other little people or is there some magic number where you just become creepy?
Because as it turns out, sometimes adults are very short.
Are short women supposed to date children or something?
Short men: 🥺
Short men are men, not children
And yet your reply mentioned children instead of short men. Curious.
I think I just don’t know what 🥺 means
Huh? My comment literally says the opposite - asking why you do that. There are similar height people for everyone, dating someone that’s nearly two times your height just borderline seems like a fetish
Maybe, and this is just a crazy hunch, but maybe they fell in love for reasons other than height.
Then a large percentage of tall men would have to stay single, since women are shorter on average. I’ve personally met very few women who are my height, and I’m not even that tall.
I doubt a large percentage of men are having problems finding a woman that’s not such a drastic height difference. I never said shorter, I’m talking about the difference being so big it starts to seriously look off. That’s also not very common, quite rare actually, but you know the few men I’m talking about.
EDIT: This reminds me of a rather popular word where I live called lolita
Well maybe you’d try to choose a partner solely based on your depraved fetishes but most people prioritize other things.
Reading is very hard
Height is rather irrelevant to people besides you closet pedophiles, is what I was saying if reading is too hard for you.
You’re a wonderful example of that.
ah yes, children and short women are the same. much science 🧪🐈
Right, because “height of a children” means children. I quite clearly meant it in relativity.
Do you know what relativity means? You keep saying it
A 6 or 7 year old child is ~120cm
Average person 160cm to 170cm
Relatively, a 3:4 ratio
For a tall person at 200cm (6’6") that would be the same as 150cm
Average woman is 160cm
Yes a 200cm person standing next to a 150cm person looks like an adult standing next to a child height wise. Yet to them a 150cm person is much taller than 120cm. 1 foot difference.
Why does your mind jump to “they look like they are with a child?”
Also to the tall person that isn’t the ratio of height of a child. They’ve most likely been that height since they were a teenager and think of the height of a child as the height that children are. Sure it may be waist height instead of chest height, but that’s how tall kids are to them. It’s not like you’re 25 and have been dating around for a while and suddenly grew 6 inches and are uncomfortable because women in your dating pool are suddenly a proportional height you associate with children.
This is also amusing to me as a tall woman who prefers older women and keeps getting short ones.
You have any clue how many women are 6 feet tall? Less than 1%, you are effectively saying tall men should be banned from heterosexual relationships that’s why you are getting yelled at and down voted, I’m 6’2" and most women look like children next to me height wise
Tinder
How the fuck does Tinder increase the number of tall women? Furthermore I am asexual Tinder is the worst place for me to look for a relationship
You can search by height
Love is blind. Don’t wedge yourslef inbetween folk who are happily together and are living normal lives. I know a guy that is more than a head taller than his partner, and they are happily together. Heck, it’s she that is more dominant in their partnership xD
Is such height diff a reason to pay more attention? Maybe. But outright assuming something is wrong just because you’ve got a gut feeling is foul.
c/opisafuckingidiot
Elaborate
Translation for this person because they’ve rightfully been misunderstood: Why does it seem like there is a disproportionate amount of tall men ending up in relationships with short women? This seems to be a statistical aberration when compared against other factors.
The answer is societal expectations of tall men/short women, kinks, standard height deviations among genders.
I always figured it was nature trying not to breed us into a race of giants, or midgets. I’m a lady and about the average height of men in my area (which my husband points out puts me in the top 5% of women’s height here even though I’m barely even tall) and mostly have dated men around my height. My ex was about my height and our kids were all average height. Husband also around my height. My husband’s ex was a lot shorter than him and his boys are not as tall as me, and I tease him, if he wanted tall kids he needed a tall mom.
So I guess if she had her kids with a tall guy they would have been average height but I never had to think about that, right? But if my kids dad had been really tall my kids would be like Really Tall, maybe more than is healthy?
I know nobody is having kids anymore, lol, but the preferences could be hard wired to some extent.
Also - if only 5% of women are my height or taller, there probably just aren’t enough of us around even if we wanted to breed giants.
Why does it seem like there is a disproportionate amount of tall men ending up in relationships with short women?
The dick looks bigger next to a smaller person and you feel more powerful being able to move such a small person around so easily in bed. Gay men have bears and twinks. This isnt just a heterosexual thing. I would know.
Oh I know that and it’s why I included kinks and the only reason it had a heterosexual tint at all is because the question did.
Oh man, I’m giving up on this thread. I seriously don’t know how I could more clearly explain what I’m talking about. I even edited my main comment to no avail. I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT TALL MEN SIMPLY DATING SHORTER WOMEN, my gf is 20cm shorter too. I quite literally meant child-height in relativity.
That’s stupid then, no offense. The height of children ranges greatly just like the height of adults, there’s considerable overlap.
It isn’t something clearly defined.
I don’t need a definition of a children’s height to have average image of their height and feel disgust when I see grown ass man or tall dude with one that next to him makes me wonder if that’s their child or wife
Literally how is this stupid? It’s how I feel. It’s my feelings, which are objective to me that are not imaginary and I cannot ignore. I believe there is clear logic behind it and rest is a matter of personal opinion or your own “feel” towards the matter, but is it really stupid?
Feelings can absolutely be wrong, and yours are. Your feelings that men dating short women is gross is extremely sexist.
Imagine someone saying, “I have no idea why a white guy would date a black woman, they look like monkeys and bestiality is wrong.”
Them feeling like black people look like monkeys is wrong.
I don’t wanna fight, feel how you feel.
You can have stupid feelings, especially once they concern how you treat others. There’s a big difference between “idk why, but I really like cherry flavored ice cream” and “idk why, but these people make me feel uncomfortable”, because the latter opens you up to treating others with prejudice.
It’s your job to wrestle with them and make sure your feelings are justified, or to change your mind.
