Every 6mo or so tencent aquires a different game I like and gives it cancer. This timeline sucks ass.

Edited bc I remembered I don’t give a shit about you or this anymore.

Rats with wings. I got bit by a goose as a kid so while I don’t go looking for a fight, I have been waiting 13 years for one to finally try again so I can grab it by that stupid fucking neck and give it this exact treatment.

And when they don’t copy fast enough? Believe it or not, trade war.

It’s not nefarious! We just wanna send you the right ads when your hormones are in flux and you’re vulnerable!

Also we promise we definitely will hand over your menstrual data the second your GOP Governor requests it. /s

If we’re gonna be going full cyberpunk I’d better see a lot more fuckin neon over the next few years.

Best I can do is repeal child labor laws, take away their school lunches, and berate everyone on government assistance for just not “wanting it” enough.

I mean that’s roughly equivalent to my reaction to 99% of what’s on Bad Dragon.

People are weird, they get weirder with the lights off.

Really depends on your favorite flavor of spiritual koolaid here.

Some say you’ll burn forever if you’ve merely heard the word of God and not accepted it, others say you’ll burn regardless of if you had the opportunity to receive the word or not.

Some even say nobody ends up in hell forever and everyone gets saved eventually.

Just pick your favorite and let everyone else pick theirs.

I found one that says “Dispensaries Are Really Expensive”

I also live in a waspy town and several people have noticed the DARE letters, struck up a conversation about how great the program was and we should bring it back,etc. Then they actually read it and get all huffy. Best $24.99 I ever spent.

I returned Red Dead Redemption 2 on steam after seeing I needed an entire Shitstar account.

5 years ago I would have just forgotten about it and moved on but in today’s climate, fuck em. They don’t even deserve my $1.40.

If I had a kid they’d 100% be on a leash in public to an uncomfortable age.

In reality I’d probably just shove an ipad in front of their face and call it a day, like the rest of my peers.