Not even Bonzai Buddy?!?!

I think it’s better. Reddit seems mostly bot regurgitated content these days. Also I’m still salty after getting site banned.

Sounds normal HOWEVER don’t sleep with his close friends. Things go terribly bad after breakups. My sister has nuked 3 of my friend groups after pulling her shit. Lost friends of over 20 years.

I’ll pass

Well he should have ducked

I’ve almost died a few times and have only prayed to “Oh shit” and "oh fuck*

Whiskey (Wild Turkey I think) when I was teething. I know I was told to rub it on the gums of my siblings being the oldest. First I got drunk on was moonshine when I was 8. Cool step uncle used to give me cigarettes, booze and weed. I kept an eye on his still and weed plants out in the woods.

That sounds less like an empath and more like a cop. They know everything you’re thinking within 5 seconds

True. Construction sites helped me build lots of bike and skateboard ramps in the 80s.

Did you know they also used to leave keys in the heavy equipment?

Just got perma banned site wide for ban evasion for commenting about Israel committing genocide in world news. Pretty sure I was indeed banned on an old account as I changed them often. Wife’s pissed at me cause I got her account banned also.

I used to shoot them with a 30-06. Unfortunately I never got one to go boom like the movies