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Creativity@lemmy.zip to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 months ago

Programmer buys a boat

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Programmer buys a boat

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Creativity@lemmy.zip to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 months ago
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    I hope it doesn’t Rust

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      I wouldn’t worry about it given that Rust has issues binding to C++.

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        We all have issues with C++

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          Yeah, many leaks to expect on this boat.

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    Their eye doctor’s office is called “See Sharp.”

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      Their fishing boat is called Dot Net.

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    Wait till it Rusts!

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    sea-word

    • cook_pass_babtridge@programming.dev
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      The most self-aware yacht name.

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    Nice JavaShip

  • someguy3@lemmy.world
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    That’s a good one.

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    Hope there’s a sea minus minus somewhere for whomever that was.

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      and a holy sea

  • TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz
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    Good for Perl diving, I guess.

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    Next time tell the AI to use comic sans.

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      How can you tell this is AI? I don’t see any of the characteristic AI probabilistic blurs, and the reflections & caustics seem right.

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        I’m just guessing. I could be wrong.

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      Agree - comic sans would be chef’s kiss. (Btw I think this is a great AI usecase.)

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    Get rid of the sea word

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    That’s the second boat, the first one is called plus plus sea.

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    That’s what you get when you add objects to the sea!

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