If you just took a shower and your balls are still “dirty” your problem isn’t the order in which you dry yourself.
If you can take a shower like a functional adult, it turns out skin is skin and wiping water off your ballsack is fundamentally identical to wiping water off the back of your hand.
The ass/taint/balls combo get a good patting down, then if I have time I’ll stand over a box fan for the ultimate dry.
I just use a hair dryer. Wife made me get my own though.
I start with my hair first, then face, and work my way down, but I do the butt hole last. That way my hair washes most of the fecal material out of the towel the next time I dry myself off and I don’t have as much butt stuff all over the rest of my body. Because that’s how things work.
do people just… not clean themselves in the shower?
Towels don’t only dry, they exfoliate. Even if you loofa scrub in the shower you’re still leaving skin on your towel.
Bit it’s skin that has just been washed. It’s not like you’re rubbing day old ball sweat on your face.
My partner used to have a roommate that thought that because he only used the towel when he was “clean” after showering, that meant he never had to wash the towel. What started out as a white towel turned into a yellowing black stained horror. I can’t imagine the smell. 🤢
Yeah… no
I have also known people who claimed this. Gross.
disc.
(artist not widely known to be objectional at time of publication)
Heh! That was exactly what I was thinking of!
If you’re cleaning yourself properly, who cares?
I use a separate towel for my face because my face skin is a diva and will break out for no reason
If you care about this, you’re not showering properly. You’re supposed to be clean mfer
It doesnt matter, i washed. If i was dirty immediately after stepping out of a shower then i think i need to clean my house.
I have been stupid and had the water way too hot. I would sweat leaving the shower. So relaxing tho
There isn’t anything special about your balls that makes them dirtier than the rest of your body. You’ve just washed them. They’re clean.
This is just not correct. Sweat and folds and proximity to other parts, probably double wrapped all day in plastic clothing… Not washing your arms and not washing your balls for a day has very different results.
Plastic clothing?
If you washed your balls clean enough, it doesn’t matter. It’s not like being a girl and having to deal with your period continuing while you wash and dry.
Why is this gendered? I use the same towel on my cooch as my face after I shower, I would be pretty impressed by the dedication to doing laundry of someone who has a specialized crotch-drying towel.
The poster doesn’t have balls so they were curious
It’s just more skin for fucks sake.
It’s just for skin fucks sake.
and hopefully clean skin just out of the shower.
at least that’s what I tell myself…
Who the fuck actually cares? Are straight guys so homophobic they can’t even touch a towel that has touched their own freshly cleaned junk?
How the fuck did you get ANY of that from this post? It’s about hygiene, not homophobia.
And everyone in the comments is talking about using the same towel. Who is this strawman you’re insulting and why does it have 32 upvotes?
Straight man bad
Woman in screenshot: do men have separate ball towels?
Man in screenshot: no
Men in comments: no
Men every other time this gets posted: no
Noxypaws: straight men are homophobic scum for not wanting to use a towel that touched their own balls. Something is wrong with their brains!
???
Damn y’all really can’t take a joke can you?
Where’s the joke lol
I just see OC getting mad about people that don’t exist
Nah, these guys ain’t straight and/or cis. If touching their own balls makes them that uncomfy then they’ve got some stuff they’re hiding and need to work through.
Edit: even so, tho, the OP doesn’t look like they’re a dude; which makes me wonder if she has a different towel for every part of her body. Like, damn bitch, granted I ain’t straight or cis, but I use two towels, one for my hair, one for the rest of me. I may be a gal but I don’t need more than that, and the hair one is mainly because my hair holds enough water that I kinda need a second towel.
For me it’s more I don’t want my head hair wrapped around my junk. It’s uncomfortable, and behind deliberate about how I dry my body has made sure it doesn’t happen anymore.
No seperate towel. Clean your balls in the shower and even if you keep them sucked into your anus all day, which is bad for both organs so don’t leave em in for long, you can clean the most gnarly of sacks. My point is clean them.
I wash my balls at least as much as I watch my face, why would I have a problem with drying both with the same towel?
I honestly bet my balls get more washing than my face.
My hair doesn’t behave well, so if I’m not wearing a hat I jump in the shower and give it a quick wash. I never get out of the shower without giving the pits and balls a quick lather.
Generally I also shower in the evenings kind of regardless of the morning routine.
This meme is so old the towel has dementia.
