Thank you for ruining broccoli

Roast the pubes and take a peeler to the shaft and slice them into chips. Olive oil salt pepper farlic powder and theow them in the oven to roast too. They are very sweet and underrated.

Thos’re called florets. And they’re delicious!

for some reason i thought broccoli was some kind of metaphor for dong and was very confused what this post and its comments were actually talking about. but no its just broccoli.

Cut it all into cubes, steam everything or fry it. Eat. Leaves, too if you grew it yourself. Just eat it. It’ll give you the farts but it’s all delicious.

I prefer yorkshire pudding

Now I don’t like any of it.

Pubes, but the shaft isnt bad assuming it was cooked.

Here’s a new copy of this

The stalk is mean to be cooked. The stems and florets are best rinsed, raw, and with a side of buttermilk ranch.

I’m ace… I mean, I don’t like broccoli. While, I’m actually ace too.

Roast the pubes, soup the shafts.

The dog loves the shaft, it’s be rude to deny him.

pubes more but shaft is good too

The entire thing tastes like unwashed socks smell.