Andrew Cuomo was the most carbrain candidate.

He doesn’t walk.

He doesn’t take the subway.

He doesn’t bike.

He only travels in his Ford dodger

He has been caught speeding again and again in his Ford dodger:

https://gothamist.com/news/early-addition-guess-whose-dodge-charger-has-been-speeding-through-manhattan-school-zones

https://nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/06/16/no-mo-cuomo-scofflaw-ex-gov-caught-speeding-two-more-times-bringing-total-to-4-tix-in-3-months

Cuomo was supported by Wall Street and Car Companies:

You defeated him. And the guy who won the democratic primary doesn’t even own a car.

Congratulations 🎉 · 🎉🥳

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      Yes i think that’s a blanket term for people who are not fascist bootlickers, so checkmark on that too

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    He’s what, 33 years old? I think the odds of him having a stroke and turning right wing are pretty low too. So that’s another plus! Good job New York!

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      Him being 33 years old hits me kind of hard (in a good way) because I’m just a year younger than him.
      When I see his age, one of my first thoughts is, “That could be me.” Seeing candidates my age actually succeeding instead of geriatric ones actually makes me feel represented and that I could do something similar, too. Obviously not Mayor of the largest city in the US, but I could run for a city council position in the town I live in. And this makes it feel like I could actually succeed.

      That’s huge to feel in this day.

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      Fetterman was never a progressive or leftist. Willing to sell populism to get elected? Definitely. But always not a great guy.

      Mamdani looks like he’s solid all the way through

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      The stroke gun doesn’t care about age, protect this man.

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    Cuomo is still in the race as an independent, but the general is FPTP and right now he’s in a race with two other “centrists” to split the asshole vote. Every single one of them is incredibly independently unlikeable. I can’t wait to see him lose twice.

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    bro was a mayor and couldn’t afford a hellcat 😭

    spoiler

    seriousposting, I know some people prefer scat pack because the power is instant on account of being NA, just turning the mirror on him