Everyone has a plan until they get hit by a rock.
Everyone wants to be tall, but they forget that Goliath went down after being hit with a pebble.
So you’re telling me that dwarfs are immune to a thrown brick?
If you try to throw a brick at Bridget Powers, she’ll fucking stab you!
lower centre of gravity, less chance of toppling over
I mean… more than Goliath.
I like that
What if your plan includes getting hit with a rock
Then their plan is complete
No but it just includes it, as part of it, not as the ultimate part
They better have some paper with them, or they’re beat.
Hell, a big enough chunk of any material from the periodic table will do a person in if it’s thrown hard enough.
Achtually, most Uranium is uranium-238, which is mostly stable. People use it in glass and decorations and it causes them to glow in blacklight. It’s safe as long as you aren’t in daily constant contact with it or eat it.
Uranium-235 is less stable, but makes up less than 1% of Uranium on Earth. The quantity in natural uranium isn’t much riskier unless you’re exposed to enriched uranium which has more Uranium-235.
The byproducts of a chain reaction of U-235 fission are what cause most of the dangerous radiation. Which is to say, the leftovers of a nuclear explosion are very radioactive and dangerous, but natural uranium before exploding is mostly safe and it won’t explode unless you enrich it and set up the correct conditions.
Tbf, uranium is intensely toxic even if it’s not very radioactive. Shit’s like turbo lead, it’s a crazy heavy metal.
“Turbo lead”, I love it! That means we can use it to make turbo sweeteners, right?
Yeah, they even show a periodic table. On that row, Uranium is just about the safest “rock”.
It’s even mostly lickable.
It’s safe as long as you aren’t in daily constant contact with it or eat it.
Let me hit you in the head with a 5kg chunk of U-238 and then tell me it’s safe.
I think beryllium is scary. Inhaling the dust gives you berylliosis 😮.
I think I crafted this nugget in Schedule 1. Uranium Thunderfuck Cookies
But what I need to know: which stone can people turn gay or trans?
Wasn’t there a storyline where Lex Luthor got terminal cancer from wearing a kryptonite ring all the time?
That was also in the Bruce Timm animated series. The first crossover with Joker teaming up with Lex where he stole a “Jade” dragon statue that supposedly killed it’s owners with a curse was actually made of Kryptonite and later in Justice League Unlimited had Lex diagnosed with cancer I think. Kryptonite has always been hazardous to humans.
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