When was the last time you saw a possessed Linux system? Don’t worry I’ll wait
my Linux has dæmons all over it
The good dæmons compete with pathogenic bad dæmons, and are essential for the computer’s health.
All my Linux systems are possessed by daemons
Every linux comes with perl and bash, possession is a single script away
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Just because they’re daemons doesn’t mean they’re bad or malicious. Assuming they are is racist.
Install FreeBSD
Nah we know its just that all the demons end up clogging up the pc portal and all of them trying to enter at once end up blocking each other
It’s a ddos attack: demon denial of service
indestructable
You can probably configure the demon in Linux
demonctl stop hellfire demonctl disable hellfire demonctl enable regular-fire demonctl start regular-fire demonctl set --force body-type=human horns=2 eyes=2 tongue=forked skin=red demonctl add --object electric-guitar demonctl speak "play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls"lp1 is on fireMeanwhile in BeOS and Haiku;
isComputerOn() isComputerOnFire() isComputerCursed()
How do I daemonize my demon?
Honestly TempleOS might be the way to go on this one
I think such circumstances require TempleOS.
I am running Ubuntu Santanic Edition
it’s true though, specificity TempleOS
B-b-but TempleOS isn’t Linux!
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In the package, there will be a large square of herb-scented paper. This is the entire code for VüDü. Fold this paper into an origami shape resembling the animal you’re installing VüDü on (see also Appendix II). There are folding directions for common animals in the box. Make a hollow inside your paper badger and add a little more blood and hair from your animal.
Don’t lose the paper; replacements are expensive. There are recipes for homemade paper on the Web, but getting all the information correctly transcribed is a huge task, as this must be handwritten; furthermore, the requirements of herb collecting, drying, and curing are formidable.
Some man pages are more suitable than others.
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Best way to kill -9 a daemon 🤷
Demons prefer FreeBSD
I’m inclined to believe that’s normal Windows behavior at this point…
I’m sure you have no ulterior motives on this subject, maxwells_daemon.
systemd keeps daemons under control, the computer will be fine with Linux.
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FreeBSD might make sense here too with Beastie. Just lean into it
On the next episode of Unix surrealism …
$ sudo systemd-inhibit luciferTempleOS
Did you see the templeOS rice the other day on unixporn?
Dude had fuckin nix on there
Have not seen it. Got links? I’d look it up, but I’m unsure whether we’re talking Lemmy or Reddit
I can’t find it, it was on reddit though.
Well, I hope it was at least developed in collaboration with God
