We should shorten washing machine to washine.
I always called laundromats washaterias until I moved out of the South and my girlfriend thought I was using 1920’s era time traveler slang.
my girlfriend thought I was using 1920’s era time traveler slag
Is she from 1920s? And is she a slag?
Lol, I was trying to say a slang word from 1920, but I didn’t quite get there.
Äntligen! Ett tvättmaskin som förstår mig!
Ah, that’s the machine all those ladies get stuck in.
Wait, ladies and what?
You’ve not had your stepmum, stepsister, stepteacher, or stepneighbour get their head stuck in a washing machine -whilst mostly naked, or wearing tight suggestive clothing- and have needed you to get behind them to help them out?
Oh no, it’s hard.
Put your dirty load in me, I know you want to!
how the fuck did you get stuck in the drier again step sibling?
Max SPIN FART until SLUT: 1200 rpm
This is the cycle that requires inserting a step-sibling to continue.
He calls her Whirlpool, because everyone gets a turn in the spin cycle.
Except for you, then she’s never had Dryer Sheets.
Okay but how?
Lots of cum in the clothes.
the washing machine, wondering what it did to deserve this
That’s a Candy. Italians be like that. :)
