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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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A sausage is meat in an intestinal casing so when you have anal sex with someone you turn them into a you sausage.

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A sausage is meat in an intestinal casing so when you have anal sex with someone you turn them into a you sausage.

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    A sausage is ground meat in an intestinal casing.

    If you wrap a whole steak in a sausage casing that’s not a sausage. You need to pound that dick before you can call it sausage. So at the start of the process it may be way less sausage than by the end, depending on how you go about it, I suppose.

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      This serves a wonderful mental image for me to discuss with my psychiatrist.

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      Would it be more correct to say you both become a Beef Wellington?

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        Turdickin

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          When your homies join in.

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        If you like flavored condoms I am struggling to find a reason why not.

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      To be fair, it’s normally bigger going in than it is coming out.

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        Not mine. You wouldn’t believe how small I get when I get in there.

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      I spent my entire teen years and a good portion of my 20s pounding it daily, often multiple times a day.

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