how do I delete somebody else’s post
You know it would have cost you nothing to post this right?
My first thought to OP was “please stop talking” - I really didn’t need to read this before bed
To not post this?
If you kiss someone you make a continuous tunnel from your anus to theirs
A sausage is ground meat in an intestinal casing.
If you wrap a whole steak in a sausage casing that’s not a sausage. You need to pound that dick before you can call it sausage. So at the start of the process it may be way less sausage than by the end, depending on how you go about it, I suppose.
This serves a wonderful mental image for me to discuss with my psychiatrist.
Would it be more correct to say you both become a Beef Wellington?
Turdickin
When your homies join in.
If you like flavored condoms I am struggling to find a reason why not.
To be fair, it’s normally bigger going in than it is coming out.
Not mine. You wouldn’t believe how small I get when I get in there.
I spent my entire teen years and a good portion of my 20s pounding it daily, often multiple times a day.
Hmm very insightful, yes.
Suddenly I don’t want breakfast anymore…
I want anal sex for breakfast now
Breakfast sausage.
More for me! Hey, by chance, have you ever wanted to become a sausage? You’re Sausage Clox!!!
Does the mouth not connect to the anus? So oral sex would also make you a roundabout kind of sausage?
I ain’t ever seen a hot dog with teeth…
You’re missing out on the best types of Wurst my friend.
We’re all shit sausages.
Sausage links.
The Human Sausagepede.
HEY! LISTEN!
I think you’d also have to stick you penis through a mincer first; please make sure you do that next time. You surely deserve the darwin award for this one.
thanks i cummed
Well I say it’s haggis!
