Shit. I was about to quip “Your intern is only 8?” before I remembered what year it was.

Made me curious and I did the math, the girl who gave birth to her son two months after graduation, he can legally drink now.
God damn I’m going to need some more ibuprofen today…
Mfw time goes forward and the years change

Mfw time goes forward faster and faster and the years change without asking first. And then your mind and soul never truly realising how much time has passed.
This effect can be really messed up once you have a kid and they get to the ages where you can remember childhood memories.
Things that took FOR FUCKING EVER as a kid just zip past in the blink of an eye when I’m the parent instead of the child.
Pretty sure deleting interns is frowned upon anyway.

When your Steam achievements are older than the majority of the game lobby…
This is my experience with Marvel Rivals.
That’s insane to me. I’m almost 40. But I don’t feel forty. I’m not 40 in my head.
Same thing happens when we hit 70. Just ask your folks.
My mom (both parents are 76) told me she’s basically always felt approximately like she did in her 20s. I get what she meant by that, even if I don’t quite feel that young in my head now in my late 40s.
As someone who feels OLDER than they are, be grateful!
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Have to wait 6 more years to say something comparable. Accidentially hit “mark all read” or something once
I hope she pays this intern
Two words. Hot. Mail
If Hotmail were launched today it would be a gay dating app.
And would be 500mb of js.
I had a Hotmail account before Microsoft bought them…
I deleted my original Hotmail after it got hacked. However, I am keeping my Gmail despite Google’s monopoly practices. My Gmail username is from a time when they allow addresses like g_star99@gmail.com or skankymistress@gmail.com.
So I went and checked . Legit still have an email in my Hotmail account from 2008. I’m pretty sure I got the account in the 20th century.
Maybe she should read her emails in case her intern has to inform her of a sick day.
Normalize respecting young people’s contributions, knowledge, and skills before mentioning their age…
Imagine respecting interns !
Yeah thats fucked up
I still have a Yahoo email account that I’ve had since 1997 I think… 7 letters, no numbers.
Always reminds me of that comic where the person jumps from like 18 to 30 to 50 to dead, still going “wait a sec…” It’s so true!
Do you have a link or image?
I can never find it because I don’t know what to search for! If I ever find it again, I’ll download it to my PC and try to remember to send it to you.
I wonder if there are any unread emails from the 70s.
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