You must log in or # to comment.
Not smoking cigarettes from the age of 7 will have that effect
Using sunscreen at all.
Not pouring gravy and butter on everything you eat.
Not working 90 hours a week in a mine.
Not being responsible for an entire family from the age of 18.
There is nothing wrong with butter.
Or gravy!
Probably all the microplastics too.
That’s my joke with people all the time: ‘Microplastics are better than plastic surgery!’
… which then cues the question of wtf microplastics are and I look at them like they’ve been living under a rock.
I’m 40 and look like this:
You’ve just doxxed yourself – the light switch design suggests that you live in the western hemisphere somewhere. And only the Dutch have wooden belt buckles.
Plus I’ve seen that exact door and towel rack combo: your coordinates are Latitude 500, Longitude 36.
Ha! That isn’t actually wood! It’s a decal and the buckle is magnetic!
classic Dutch denial strategy
You can hear his klompen all the way from here
would
All the time? Or only some of the time?
you brave soul. If i posted myself (im 35) id get downvoted to oblivion.
Well apparently, I’m hot. 🤷♂️
I’ve been DMd 17 times since posting this and they’re all like “hey boy, what that peepee do?” and I’m just like “I dunno. It pees? It’s small. Leave me alone.”
yassss! me on the other hand look like shrek and quasimodo combied together.
So only half-hot. (Shrek is mad desirable rn)
lol. id say my most detrimental features is my strabismus (mistakenly called lazy eye) and my weight i guess. but the weight is my own fault from stress eating a few years ago and having trouble loosing it (360lbs)
I’m 24 and I look like that 🚬😔🥀
Fabulous
Fantastic shot. You look fabulous.
No homo? I guess. I’m also in my 40s. Hello.
…there are 35 yo twinks on grindr…i’ve heard…
Twink death was only invented so that the young’uns could stand a chance.
Turns out, microplastics make you immortal.
I’m in my 30s and look like the above, minus the hair. I miss having more hair :(
