Well, Leela got to find out!
These bad boys are hard to aim! -Labarbra
My wife asked me once how I knew where to aim when starting peeing so it went into the toilet. I told her you just get a sense of where it’s gonna go. I’ve been doing it so long I don’t remember how I actually learned.
And sometimes, it’s just decides to split to the right for some reason.
This is true.
As someone who finds puddles on the floor, bin, and spray up the wall: pretty sure you learn through trial and error.
“I love being at the podium. If I can’t be erect, at least I can be upright!”
-Christopher Hitchens (RIP)Hard might be generous.
Sometimes might be generous.
@WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com has pills for that.
Random erections at the worst conceivable time, and Squishy Wilbert Syndrome when stiffness is actually required, makes me think my penis is haunted by a mischievous 11th century sprite called Lomtomp the Rascal.
