Because this guy has the funniest name ever 💀

  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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    I have an extraordinarily rare last name combined with an extraordinarily rare first name, I’m literally the only person who has ever had my full name in the entire history of humanity, I’m keeping it.

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    I guess it depends how common your last name is where you live. If you’re a Smith/Johnson/Brown/Williams in the USA, those are pretty common. If you’ve got one of those names in China, maybe a name change is in order.

    If your last name is Summerbell, that’s a bit rare, and maybe you need to distance yourself.

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      It depends on one’s name, because said name happened to make people infer one’s ethnicity. It’s more of an ethnicity thing if you think about it. For Khazars (I’m a crypto Khazar, so I’m convinced), we change our name to hide the fact we’re Khazars, because we’re wannabe Caucus Eurpoeans, but we come from Turkey originally (and eastern Europe as the Khazars).

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    No, I hope I’d have the self-confidence to own it.

    • I went to school with a kid named “dick”. Not Richard or rich, but he insisted on “dick”. He was the first to joke about his name and he laughed about it. I don’t know how he truly felt but everyone loves the comedian, and even bullies couldn’t make fun of him
    • I just got a new coworker with the same name as a famous comedian, and same deal. His intro speech started with “not that one”, and he can quote movie lines with the best of us. Actually I haven’t worked with him so know nothing else about him. I remember his name and that he has a good sense of humor
    • my name Isn’t at all common but there’s a professor in Chicago with the same name, who has authored a bunch of text books. Does it count that I sometimes joke about my “alternate life”?
    • my name Isn’t at all common but there’s a professor in Chicago with the same name, who has authored a bunch of text books. Does it count that I sometimes joke about my “alternate life”?

      I googled my name and found some old dude with a PhD lmao.

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    An ex of mine had the same name as the wife of a killer. I find it hilarious that when you Google her name, that person comes up. I hope it forever is an impediment to her finding employment. What? No, I’m not bitter.

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    Harvey Epstein is crazy bad luck for a name.

    For me, it depends on the crime and how common or uncommon the name is but still probably not.

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    I am from the Netherlands. The media etc. do not reveal surnames when court cases are being mentioned. I could be wrong but I believe that is set in law.

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      Greets from the south neighbors.

      Here names are redacted as long as court cases run, as the presumption of innocence means they could sue the media if they get threats ztc.

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    One of the worst US congress members shares a last name with me, but it’s also so common that it’s pretty diluted. It needs to be both infamous and uncommon, sharing a last name with millions of people ain’t that.

    Then again, Epstein is kinda common and I can’t help giggle when I bring up a certain researcher with that last name and call her model the Epstein model.

    • Rewatching the Expanse is funny when they mention the Epstein Drive, and its even funnier when

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      they literally have a plot point about them trafficking kids into a island moon and do disgusting things… using them to create bioweapons

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    If you Google my first and last name, all the results are about a serial killer who is not me. I include my middle name as often as possible, partially because of that.